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[adivineavenger]

Fucking collar's left a pretty little bruise going right around my neck.

Do I a) cover it up or b) claim my guardian's abusing me?

We all know which is more likely.

Minos, if you're done with your revenge, you owe me a drink.

Comments

[shadowbus]

Just be sure those false claims don't return to bite you in the ass. They tend to do that.

Dear gods his eeeeeeeyes *googles him*

[adivineavenger]

It's all good. It was a joke, babe.

[shadowbus]

You got me.

[adivineavenger]

Side splitter and a half that one was.

[shadowbus]

Maybe I should pursue comedy.