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[adivineavenger]

Fucking collar's left a pretty little bruise going right around my neck.

Do I a) cover it up or b) claim my guardian's abusing me?

We all know which is more likely.

Minos, if you're done with your revenge, you owe me a drink.

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[bold_abductor]

You can say your landlord was abusing you. It's almost the truth.

[adivineavenger]

That's the sheer beauty of it.

[bold_abductor]

It's lovely to think about the idea. You're beauty is a close second though.

asdlkj he looks like Eric Dane in that icon... except his jawline isn't as WOW in your face XD

[adivineavenger]

Back to sweet talking the Fury? What happened to Miss Tragic?

He tries hard to be like Eric Dane

[bold_abductor]

Just consider it a gift, I'd imagine the Furies are more used to bitter things. Indulging in sweeter things is healthy for you.

What else could happen besides tragedy? At least from her standpoint.

XDD

[adivineavenger]

Yeah, I don't need your gifts.

[bold_abductor]

Well then consider it punishment. Or are you afraid to take that too?

[adivineavenger]

You're someone else's leftovers. Makes you unattractive.

[bold_abductor]

Were you jealous or something?

[adivineavenger]

Why would I be jealous of Tragic? I just think it's disgusting to think she's had her mitts all over you. Makes me gag.

[bold_abductor]

Gagged in that jealous "I wish someone loved me like that" kind of way?

[adivineavenger]

Gagging in a "Oh my fucking gods that should be illegal" kind of way. PDAs and shit are sickening.

And if that were any kind of love besides false love you wouldn't be here trying to chat me up.

[bold_abductor]

It's not like we were holding hands in front of you. Relax.

You sound like you need some hand holding yourself.

Who says love can't be shared, hm?

[adivineavenger]

Relaxed as hell, babe, you just can't see me.

I don't believe in love, Pirithous. Means you can't share it with me. Feel free to go after someone else though.

[bold_abductor]

That was the plan, no one said I was sharing it with you. ;) I already assumed you weren't the type who could handle love anyways.