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HEY GUESS WHO GOT A JOB.
(This, in spite of the fact that I said I wouldn't be available after March 15 and the contract goes until March 19. My perky phone solicitation voice and ability to write scripts on the spot PAY OFF.)
As of Feb. 1 I will be a telemarketer Volunteer Recruitment Coordinator for the local branch of the Muscular Dystrophy Association, calling people to ask them to call other people to give us money.
Okay, so yeah, I'll be a telemarketer, but a telemarketer for the greater good. (The greater gooood.) This is . . . this is actually kind of perfect, because I have always believed that everybody should have to spend some time in a crappy service job, and this way I get to serve my time in a crappy service job, but I get to do it in the name of a good cause. Like I said to roomie:
Me: LIL LIL LIL GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
Roomie: TOLD YOU!
Roomie: YAYAY!
Me: *does the Paycheck Dance*
Roomie: soon you will realize how soul crashing it is, but know I'm happy for you
Me: *snickers*
Me: Dude, I'm going to be a telemarketer.
Me: I am fully aware of how soul crushing it will be.
Me: But I will be a telemarketer for the greater good, so I think I'll come out with good karma.
Now the only thing the universe needs to do is get my sub-letter to sign a lease and my life will be amazing.
(This, in spite of the fact that I said I wouldn't be available after March 15 and the contract goes until March 19. My perky phone solicitation voice and ability to write scripts on the spot PAY OFF.)
As of Feb. 1 I will be a telemarketer Volunteer Recruitment Coordinator for the local branch of the Muscular Dystrophy Association, calling people to ask them to call other people to give us money.
Okay, so yeah, I'll be a telemarketer, but a telemarketer for the greater good. (The greater gooood.) This is . . . this is actually kind of perfect, because I have always believed that everybody should have to spend some time in a crappy service job, and this way I get to serve my time in a crappy service job, but I get to do it in the name of a good cause. Like I said to roomie:
Me: LIL LIL LIL GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
Roomie: TOLD YOU!
Roomie: YAYAY!
Me: *does the Paycheck Dance*
Roomie: soon you will realize how soul crashing it is, but know I'm happy for you
Me: *snickers*
Me: Dude, I'm going to be a telemarketer.
Me: I am fully aware of how soul crushing it will be.
Me: But I will be a telemarketer for the greater good, so I think I'll come out with good karma.
Now the only thing the universe needs to do is get my sub-letter to sign a lease and my life will be amazing.