*reading Malory*
(Book XIX, Chap. IV, "How Sir Launcelot's Horse Was Slain, and How Sir Launcelot Rode In a Cart for to Rescue the Queen," if anyone's wondering.)
WHAT THE HELL, Lance, did you really just kill a random peasant for not letting you ride in his cart?! I mean, I suppose if a bunch of guys kill your horse and then you have to walk around in full armor and your girlfriend has been kidnapped, you'd be cranky, but dude, come on!
WHAT THE HELL, Lance, did you really just kill a random peasant for not letting you ride in his cart?! I mean, I suppose if a bunch of guys kill your horse and then you have to walk around in full armor and your girlfriend has been kidnapped, you'd be cranky, but dude, come on!