Paper Giggles
Since I'm not in a good mood right now for several reasons, I thought I'd post this because it's making me smile.
Since 1962, [Company 1] has been an industry leader in the manufacturing and distribution of high-quality paper products to retail outlets around the world.
Whether your company caters directly to the consumer or to Fortune 500 companies, [Company 1] offers a wide-range of products to suit all of your paper supply needs.
As a concerned corporate citizen and conscientious neighbor, [Company 1] has paved the way in the use of environmental best-practices to protect the rain forests and our neighbors. We also pride ourselves on forward-thinking benefits packages and work/life programs for our employees, because we know that retaining great people is the bedrock of our success.
Paper. People. Performance. That's [Company 1].
[Company 2] is a micro-cap regional paper and office supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients. With a corporate office in New York City, [Company 2] has branches in Buffalo, Albany, Utica, Scranton, Akron, Camden, Nashua, and Yonkers.
[Company 2] provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying choices. We provide our products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
What are the more formal names of Companies 1 and 2? Also, hee. Double meanings.
Since 1962, [Company 1] has been an industry leader in the manufacturing and distribution of high-quality paper products to retail outlets around the world.
Whether your company caters directly to the consumer or to Fortune 500 companies, [Company 1] offers a wide-range of products to suit all of your paper supply needs.
As a concerned corporate citizen and conscientious neighbor, [Company 1] has paved the way in the use of environmental best-practices to protect the rain forests and our neighbors. We also pride ourselves on forward-thinking benefits packages and work/life programs for our employees, because we know that retaining great people is the bedrock of our success.
Paper. People. Performance. That's [Company 1].
[Company 2] is a micro-cap regional paper and office supply distributor with an emphasis on servicing small-business clients. With a corporate office in New York City, [Company 2] has branches in Buffalo, Albany, Utica, Scranton, Akron, Camden, Nashua, and Yonkers.
[Company 2] provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying choices. We provide our products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
What are the more formal names of Companies 1 and 2? Also, hee. Double meanings.