Stove Pipe Sally

Jul 03, 2005 13:29

So, I woke up just about 30 minutes ago. Just call me Stove Pipe Sally. My knees are absolutely killing me. I'm too damn young to have arthritis this bad. I can barely move them and now when I walk I have to wobble with my knees straight instead of bent. I look like some B rate Martian from a 1950's sci-fi flick. HAHA It's really quite rediculous. I'm just glad that they loosen up. I'm on 800 mg of Naproxin and it really seems to do the trick. When I went to the doctor to talk to him about it. He asked me if it was an old *punch me in the shoulder like a fellow man* sports injury. I said, No Mister, I'm just a fatass! HAHA Anyways, I'm half way done with my second cup of coffee and my second cigarette so this means I about to officially start my day. Lord my Aunt Sandy just drove up all honkin the horn...what on earth could be so important at 1:20 in the afternoon. Some folks are just now getting up. Ok! Just found out. It's grocery shopping...no wonder were all obese! Ok...I'm going to try to start filling my body with the white light of the divine. Make your day, Create it! Blah Blah Blah. I'm excited about tomorrow. Whoohoo. Independance Day. Yay for barbequed processed meat! Ryan is comming down and then I think I'm going back up to spend the week with three of my favorite witches. Ok..gonna get off here. I'm stinky.

Blessings,
Adian

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