Mar 08, 2006 19:08
Dear Oreos,
Thank you for being so delectable.
Your creamy crunchy chocolateness tastes so good when I mash you with my teeth. MARARARARARARARrrrr!
You give yourself ever so willingly, and without any complaints.
I know that I have consumed 8 of your kin in a span of about a minute and a half, but you just hand the next to me as if it didn't matter. THE SACRIFICE! It's... beautiful.
Sometimes I become foolish and flirt with other cookies, but I remember now... that you, you are the one. For me.
Once again, I thank you for understanding... and for being so scrumptious.
With love and admiration,
Megan.