May 19, 2006 16:58
I should write a book about my family.
This is an email from Mom.
Keep in mind Dan has had 3 heart attacks and 7 bypasses:
Hey, we convinced Dad that Wilma Dickfit called from his insurance company and that she needed to speak to him. Whereupon Dad says, "Wilma Dickfit? Wilma Dickfit? She at the insurance company or Ingles?" I thought Lydia would lose her breath laughing so hard. He got SO MAD. "LYDIA! If I ever hear you repeatin' mom!" and to me, "You better stop that with that young un' around!" I just couldn't help myself.