Hawaii Five-0, 2x12: Alaheo Pau'ole
- Joe ships Steve/Danny so hard. OMG THIS ENTIRE OPENING SCENE THOUGH. lmfao. I'm still laughing now just thinking about it. XD
- Also, Steve McGarrett, be more obvious. 'Cause honestly, I don't know how to explain the arm-twisting and key-dropping and those faces (ALL THE FACES asdfghjkl;) in a "these two heterosexual grown men are just totally best bros" kind of way. I try, I do, but it's still not happening. LOL FOREVER... These silly boys, so fucking silly.
- Of interest, Danny reads GQ. So, you know, when he calls Steve "GQ" (ep #202), he knows what he's talking about. Heh! XD
- lol zombie-victim.
- Danny and the grenade, bwahahahaha!! And Chin's face: priceless. What a dumbass suspect.
- Talking of hanging with McGarrett too long, I am kinda heartbroken to see Danny's no longer crashing at his place, not even gonna front about that. Internets: write me all the fix-it fics. Write me all of them.
- And look, I know Joe seems really super-fishy right now (OH LAWD THAT ENDING, I COULD HEAR SHADES OF ~SMOKEY) but A) I am surprisingly digging that whole story line and B) Terry O'Quinn is freakin' boss at everything and I just find him fascinating to watch.
- Elsewhere, or everywhere really, I am often stopped in my tracks by how attractive Steve always is. It's fucking distracting.
- Man, this episode was ALL OVER THE PLACE: Adam Noshimuri, Joe and Shellburn, Fryer, haaay Kawika haaaaaaaayyyy(!!), the wedding. Jeez! Also I found the latter half of the episode a little lacking in the Danny department, so I've decided that he took off to surf with Kawika because eff you all, Jersey shreds, thank you very much. XD
- Fryer is terrible and while I can appreciate the novelty, I hope this doesn't become a thing where he recurs on a frequent basis. Everything about his acting choices scream "TRYING TOO HARD". Do not want.
- "Joe likes umbrella drinks." OIC. Danny and Kono's faces: awesome. XD
- And by the by, Kono is amazing. I want to be Kono when I grow up. We need more Kono always! In other breaking news: sky is blue, water is wet.
- The wedding scene was super-duper cute, even though when Kono and Kamekona were like "I said I wouldn't cry," I laughed at them because LOL YOU ARE NOT CRYING. Also Steve and Danny exchanged fond glances when Chin and Malia exchanged vows. (I know I'm not making this up because I rewatched it twice to make sure. LOL YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE OKAY.)
- In conclusion: is there a new episode next week? omg.