Character: Hana
Series:
Kamen Rider Den-OCharacter Age: Really 18-19, but timestream craziness turns her back into her 10-year-old self, at least physically.
Canon: Kamen Rider Den-O is a touching story of friendship, inner strength, and saving the future by making sure monsters called Imagin don't destroy the past. There's also a lot of gay, but what else would you expect from a show where four color-coded "good" Imagin possess the main character to make him "climax"? But never fear, Hana is here to balance out the large amounts of gay by punching people out of trains, using forks as dangerous projectiles, and much more!
A mysterious girl from the future with a serious grudge against Imagin, Hana combines sidekick, exposition, token sort-of het, and kickass canon topper into one fluffy-skirted package. Although she mellows out a little as the series goes on, she's still serious, no-nonsense, logical, and the group's peacemaker through violence. In other situations, she comes across as a fairly normal and caring teenage girl, albeit one who can turn around and fight off ninjas with her bare hands. Also, anyone foolish enough to treat her like a child just because she looks like one will quickly find out that she's still the same amount of badass, just packed into a pint-sized body...especially since she still has something of a punch-first-apologize-profusely-later reflex when startled or annoyed.
Note: The Imagin are mentioned with permission from the players.
Sample Post:
Stupid lazy Imagin, running off whenever anyone mentions work. If there aren't going to be fights, food, or girls, they're so useless. Oh well, at least it doesn't seem like investigating the recent disturbances in this place will be very hard, even if I'm by myself. There aren't any giant monsters rampaging about or possessed people acting strangely that I can see. Not that I've seen anyone yet, but it's making me wonder why there were reports of serious time and space problems in this area, or why I was specifically told not to punch any streams while I was here. Why would anyone do that? Anyway, it really doesn't seem like anything's wrong around here. In fact, it looks very peaceful and ordinary...for a swamp. I'd say it was deserted, but someone's put up warning signs everywhere. I don't understand why; there's nothing dangerous or scary about this place unless you're afraid of getting dirty- KYAAAAAAH!
Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you all right? I didn't mean to hit you so hard, but you surprised me when you snuck up behind me like that. I'm really very sorry- I'll definitely help patch up your stomach somehow, since it's my fault. I didn't think my fist would go all the way through like that. What are you saying? Of course we need to do something about it. Stop trying to act tough and pretend it doesn't hurt. Doing that doesn't make you seem manlier, it just makes you look stupid. There's no way anyone would call a hole in their stomach "just" a flesh wound- it's way too big! And if you leave it alone, it will definitely get worse. It'll probably get infected and you could even develop gangrene! No, it won't make you green--I mean greener, but it's still a bad thing. Anyway, stay here and rest while I go find some water to clean your wound with. Don't move around too much, or something might fall off...ah, something else.
All right, I'm back! The lake didn't look very clean or like water at all, so never mind. We'll just have to make do for now. I think I have some duct tape with me, so maybe we can use that as a temporary fix. I might be able to tape the sides together and cover up most of the hole...oops, I think that made it worse. Um, I know! I'll tie my jacket around you as a sort of bandage so you stop...oozing everywhere, okay? Hold on while I take it off--no, just my jacket's enough and I can remove it myself, so can you please take your hands off my clothes? It's hard to help you like this so get your hand away from my skirt--
...ahhh, I'm sorry, now there are two holes!
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