Hetalia family meme!!
Your Mom
FINLAND
Your Dad
ICELAND IcelandxFinland? Eh, not doing anything for me
Your Brother
SWITZERLAND
Your Sister
TURKEY I have a pretty manly sister
your chainsmoking aunt
KOREA
your weird creepy uncle
UKRAINE UkrainexKorea!! Korea finally gets some breasts!
your obnoxious cousin
LATVIA Aww, he’s not obnoxious, just super jittery and anxious
your hot cousin
GERMANY mmm, nice hehe
your distant relative
DENMARK
the relative everyone hates
ESTONIA He’s too smart for us lol
your mom compares you to
SWEDEN Lol so Finland wishes I were Sweden
your dad's drinking buddy
JAPAN Iceland & Japan drinking together…pfft
your parents try to marry you off to
AMERICA Oh noes! I don’t hate him, but he’s not my fave
but instead you elope with
ICELAND DAD??? No wonder we had to elope
later your lover leaves you with their kid
NORWAY d’aww we made a cute baby
you end up adopting another kid
ICELAND DAD??? Er, I adopted him b/c we couldn’t be married? Uh…I guess
you get remarried to
TAIWAN What?! To a female?!
you like this
4% That’s damn right! Give me a man!
your son-in-law
AMERICA AmericaxNorway? So my ex-fiancee married my kid haha
your daughter-in-law
VIETNAM So my only other kid to marry off is...DAD?? Noes, don't leave me!!
your secret lover you whore
DENMARK pfft, my distant relative…& I only whore him out to guys…& Den loves it ;)
your nosy neighbor
SWITZERLAND My bro…haha he is the “sister complex” type so I can definitely see him spying on me
the hot mailman
BELARUS
your maid
LITHUANIA haha of course he’s the maid
you found out your husband had an affair with
FRANCE FrancexTaiwan?
they
gasp
you
slap them really hard I had to slap a bitch
chance of divorce
24% F that, get me my lawyer!
your caretaker when you get old
JAPAN Dad’s drinking buddy!!!
how great your life was
42% Sob…
So the only love interest I'm left with is Denmark, my distant relative/secret lover/manwhore...Although Denmark is totally hott, I'd say we're not actually in love seeing as I whore him out and all haha I'd like to stay with Iceland, my dad/husband/baby daddy/adopted son :D
FINLAND
Your Dad
ICELAND IcelandxFinland? Eh, not doing anything for me
Your Brother
SWITZERLAND
Your Sister
TURKEY I have a pretty manly sister
your chainsmoking aunt
KOREA
your weird creepy uncle
UKRAINE UkrainexKorea!! Korea finally gets some breasts!
your obnoxious cousin
LATVIA Aww, he’s not obnoxious, just super jittery and anxious
your hot cousin
GERMANY mmm, nice hehe
your distant relative
DENMARK
the relative everyone hates
ESTONIA He’s too smart for us lol
your mom compares you to
SWEDEN Lol so Finland wishes I were Sweden
your dad's drinking buddy
JAPAN Iceland & Japan drinking together…pfft
your parents try to marry you off to
AMERICA Oh noes! I don’t hate him, but he’s not my fave
but instead you elope with
ICELAND DAD??? No wonder we had to elope
later your lover leaves you with their kid
NORWAY d’aww we made a cute baby
you end up adopting another kid
ICELAND DAD??? Er, I adopted him b/c we couldn’t be married? Uh…I guess
you get remarried to
TAIWAN What?! To a female?!
you like this
4% That’s damn right! Give me a man!
your son-in-law
AMERICA AmericaxNorway? So my ex-fiancee married my kid haha
your daughter-in-law
VIETNAM So my only other kid to marry off is...DAD?? Noes, don't leave me!!
your secret lover you whore
DENMARK pfft, my distant relative…& I only whore him out to guys…& Den loves it ;)
your nosy neighbor
SWITZERLAND My bro…haha he is the “sister complex” type so I can definitely see him spying on me
the hot mailman
BELARUS
your maid
LITHUANIA haha of course he’s the maid
you found out your husband had an affair with
FRANCE FrancexTaiwan?
they
gasp
you
slap them really hard I had to slap a bitch
chance of divorce
24% F that, get me my lawyer!
your caretaker when you get old
JAPAN Dad’s drinking buddy!!!
how great your life was
42% Sob…
So the only love interest I'm left with is Denmark, my distant relative/secret lover/manwhore...Although Denmark is totally hott, I'd say we're not actually in love seeing as I whore him out and all haha I'd like to stay with Iceland, my dad/husband/baby daddy/adopted son :D