Joke that i got e-mailed to me...Made me laugh!
OLD MAN
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors. Green,
Red,
Orange, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time
the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said
sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in
your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to
the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors. Green,
Red,
Orange, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time
the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said
sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in
your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."