If I had any sanity left, it has certainly gone now.
Title: Strawberries.
Pairing(s): Arthur/Merlin.
Warnings: This fic shows just how much my mental health has deteriorated. No, really. It is that bad.
Spoiler(s): Nope.
Word count: 130.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Arthur has a surprise for Merlin when he gets home.
Author's Notes: I have an obsession with Colin Morgan's mouth. I want to put strawberries in it. From there came this fic. It is truly weird, and the shorest one I've ever written. I am sorry for this, I really am.
It was with some trepidation that Merlin entered the flat that he and Arthur shared. He had received a text message from his boyfriend saying that he had a surprise for when he got home. As he entered the living room, he saw what it was.
There was a huge dish of strawberries and cream on the table, and on the sofa sat Arthur, dressed in a strawberry suit and wearing bright red tights. He had even dyed his glorious golden hair green. Merlin’s face broke out into that huge beam of his.
“You did all this for me?” Merlin asked.
“Yes. I know how much you love strawberries and you know how much I like watching you wrap your luscious mouth around them. Well, now you can eat me."