OK.
Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna leave this entry because I want to inform you all that I am listening to a cool song. Then I will sort the massive...mass of clothes behind me, and put in a dark load that contains >2 boxers, >2 pants, >2 shirts, all darks; Then I will come back upstairs and poke at this program for 40 more minutes and wonder why it doesn't work; Then I will put my clothes into the dryer, and then I will go to bed.
Have fun.
Have fun.