BBQ'ed
today, i got up super early and got breaky wit' sio and thea and mar (three letter names are better than ones more than four letters). then we went to the miss-i-own and i got an old schizzy gameboy waist-bag, which is way cooler than the fanny packs i have been dreaming of. i also got some ladyshoes with pilgrim buckles for $3. nice. oh, and a fancy mirror thing. cool kid stuff.
i was super awesome today because i did a speech about BBQs. i concluded that the best BBQs have an 80's metal theme. i then put on my thunderponies shirt, attempeted to play '2 minutes to midnight', and suggested that people serve Motley Cru-bobs, Black Sabbathsparagus dipped in Iron Maidenaisse, and thea's favorite, Skid Row Grilled Sebastian Bach Choy. it fit in strangely with a bunch of speeches about sports, crack, suicide, and earthquakes. i tend to do that in most of my classes, though. i also called the wire grill brush 'my sweet baby-babes,' and from the looks i got, i do not think that is a common term.
my drawing of loafer boy is pretty neat-o. absolutely no message, but whatever. i'm a professional bullshitter.
a tape broke in class and i fixed because that's one thing i got from art school. i saved the day. HOOOHAAA.
i want to scan all of my wierd little drawings and put them on this thing so i can have them.
hippie stuff is cool, mos def. i should get those indian shoes...they come with a free scarf.
some lady tried to get my attention at Safeway by saying, 'hey, skinny girl,' and i just stared at her. that has never happened before.
next week is spring break- i'm goin to TJ! and by TJ i mean trader joes.
now i sleep.
i was super awesome today because i did a speech about BBQs. i concluded that the best BBQs have an 80's metal theme. i then put on my thunderponies shirt, attempeted to play '2 minutes to midnight', and suggested that people serve Motley Cru-bobs, Black Sabbathsparagus dipped in Iron Maidenaisse, and thea's favorite, Skid Row Grilled Sebastian Bach Choy. it fit in strangely with a bunch of speeches about sports, crack, suicide, and earthquakes. i tend to do that in most of my classes, though. i also called the wire grill brush 'my sweet baby-babes,' and from the looks i got, i do not think that is a common term.
my drawing of loafer boy is pretty neat-o. absolutely no message, but whatever. i'm a professional bullshitter.
a tape broke in class and i fixed because that's one thing i got from art school. i saved the day. HOOOHAAA.
i want to scan all of my wierd little drawings and put them on this thing so i can have them.
hippie stuff is cool, mos def. i should get those indian shoes...they come with a free scarf.
some lady tried to get my attention at Safeway by saying, 'hey, skinny girl,' and i just stared at her. that has never happened before.
next week is spring break- i'm goin to TJ! and by TJ i mean trader joes.
now i sleep.