A movie 2 watch
ninja squad attacks Us destroyer
finale samurai sword slices nuclear core causing chain reaction kaboom
cherry tree death, one with the universe down with imperialism!
I am writing this particular blog post for a number of reasons:
I am a human being on planet earth that may or may not be a direct descendant of space bourne bacteria buggy things.
humaness of course being predicated on my ability and desire/ nay neccesity to seek out meaningful connection with my species.
revision: i have determined this course boring. I will now go back to making up movie ideas.
a woman in her 30s who lives a lonely, yet content life working as a internet only antique dealer discovers the bizarre bdsm fetish life of her neighbors. ends in hilarious romp through hong kong averting a terrorist plot.
fast food employee experimenting with deep fryer accidentally reanimates the long dead corpse of a former janitor who was a a gymnast in his youth. with his help, the employee realizes he does too many drugs and goes onto lead a productive life.
Biker badass is killed by peta hit squad for leather advocacy. His bff plots his revenge by opening a vegan buffet to lure in the perps. doging a herd of cattle on stampede while riding his motorcycle, he shoots them all.
psychic discovers how to mentally give women orgasms. psychic is either adam sandler or robert duvall.
a scientist discovers how to travel through time. after his journey he comes home to find the present too different for him to fit in. he commits suicide and dies gazing into his wife's three eyes.
ok, good. if anyone wants a whole script, they are available for 40,000 dollars each. and dvd royalties.