You know you're a Point Park student if...
OK I'll admit I actually thought it funny.
-Your New Years countdown starts from 20 and includes the letter “M”
-You see a boy and girl kissing and think “that’s weird”
-“A” is for Appletini, “B” is for Bacardi, “C” is for Captain Morgan’s
-You made out with 50 guys at a party but honestly can’t remember which ones, if any, were straight
-Your morning commute consists of and elevator, you and thirteen of your “closest friends”
-You know what a black plastic bag means
-The ratio of Pigeons : Gays : Straights = 10 : 8 : 1
-You’ve skipped a class because “it was only an academic”
-You’ve developed a twitch from the elevators
-Your social life doesn’t start until midnight
-You have chronic Cabin Fever
-Only one word keeps you going all week… Blandino
-You know Blandino’s first name, but choose not to use it
-You’ve been flashed by the recovering drug addicts across the street
-You know how to say Louisville correctly (Loo-ah-vull)
-Pegasus isn’t just a horse with wings
-You are always within 200 feet of your room. But it still takes you fifteen minutes to “Get There”
-"Defying Gravity" is playing in at least 6 of the 17 rooms on your floor... right… now…
-Tights and a leotard are considered “appropriate attire”
-While looking for a friend, the first place you check is the Smokers Lounge
-You survived Scabies, first hand or vicariously
-The night janitors know your name
-The word “playhouse” makes you cringe
-You have worn black pants, a white shirt, and a green vest… every day… for an entire month
-Your weekend from theatre syncs up perfectly with Monday classes
-You only knew ten happy people after November 2nd, 2004
-A “night out with the girls” is in all reality you and several guys
-You’ve ever demanded to know whose dumb idea it was to put the library a whole block and a half away
-You can honestly say you know a pirate
-You or ten people you know are named “Sarah”
-You’re bored senseless after 7pm
-Your New Years countdown starts from 20 and includes the letter “M”
-You see a boy and girl kissing and think “that’s weird”
-“A” is for Appletini, “B” is for Bacardi, “C” is for Captain Morgan’s
-You made out with 50 guys at a party but honestly can’t remember which ones, if any, were straight
-Your morning commute consists of and elevator, you and thirteen of your “closest friends”
-You know what a black plastic bag means
-The ratio of Pigeons : Gays : Straights = 10 : 8 : 1
-You’ve skipped a class because “it was only an academic”
-You’ve developed a twitch from the elevators
-Your social life doesn’t start until midnight
-You have chronic Cabin Fever
-Only one word keeps you going all week… Blandino
-You know Blandino’s first name, but choose not to use it
-You’ve been flashed by the recovering drug addicts across the street
-You know how to say Louisville correctly (Loo-ah-vull)
-Pegasus isn’t just a horse with wings
-You are always within 200 feet of your room. But it still takes you fifteen minutes to “Get There”
-"Defying Gravity" is playing in at least 6 of the 17 rooms on your floor... right… now…
-Tights and a leotard are considered “appropriate attire”
-While looking for a friend, the first place you check is the Smokers Lounge
-You survived Scabies, first hand or vicariously
-The night janitors know your name
-The word “playhouse” makes you cringe
-You have worn black pants, a white shirt, and a green vest… every day… for an entire month
-Your weekend from theatre syncs up perfectly with Monday classes
-You only knew ten happy people after November 2nd, 2004
-A “night out with the girls” is in all reality you and several guys
-You’ve ever demanded to know whose dumb idea it was to put the library a whole block and a half away
-You can honestly say you know a pirate
-You or ten people you know are named “Sarah”
-You’re bored senseless after 7pm