Weekly Tweets

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Originally published at Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time. You can comment here or there.

• Happy Father's Day to the best dad I know - the one I carefully selected to assist me in achieving genetic domination on Earth! Muahahah! #
• Homemade pulled pork and potato salad = win. #
• A shirt for your highly literate friends: http://bit.ly/mRiCWq #
• TIME WARNER WHERE IS MY KILLING I HATE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #
• "I bet Television Without Pity is mad." #TheKilling #
• Had my first @ Solvate client call today. I think it went well, and I get paid for the call even if I don't get hired for the gig. Sweet! #
• The way you diffused that situation really peaked my interest. #
• Turning on the cold water is a lot like turning on the hot water these days. #
• Did you just lose the game? #
• Busted through a weight plateau I've been stuck at since May 17! #
• Dear waitress: if you'd quit putting so much ice in my tea, you wouldn't have to come fill it so often. #
• Email you don't want to get from your server: "Internal disk 2 on DiskStation has crashed; please replace it." #
• Owls with stupid expressions on their faces: http://bit.ly/kwwEJ3 @ kennethcavness) #
• Hodor Hodor Hodor! http://itsh.bo/jdJGNF #
• My children have painted their faces with glitter glue. They wanted to look like vampires. They have never seen or read Twilight. WTF? #
• If you don't believe me now, will you ever believe me? "The Queen is Dead" turns 25: http://ind.pn/kWpsGk (C'mon, relive your angsty youth!) #
• Stepped on a palmetto bug with my bare feet. Hubby taking great joy in imitating my cries of distress. #
• Today I decided to run poison oak on my arm just to see what would happen. #
• Cool, Erasure's coming to town. I saw them… *counting fingers* *counting toes* *ran out of digits* …er, a few years ago. #
• I listen to today's #tvthemes soundtracks pretty much weekly, hence my 5 second response time. #
• Coffee time! #
• I had a dream last night that my cat got loose and was in a field frolicking with a young bull and a little boy. (I don't get it, either.) #
• My Friday gift to you: Leona Anderson's music from 1957 (I have this on vinyl; "Limburger Lover" is to die for) http://youtu.be/beQc-WDMnow #
• Breaking News! Leona Anderson's "Limburger Lover" found! Listen here - http://bit.ly/jqIipQ #
• Microsoft is looking for a Narrative Designer with experience in ARGs, writing, and video games: http://linkd.in/l4NHf2 #transmedia #
• Poison oak update, day 2: nothing to report. #
• Grammar porn: http://bit.ly/iM1GIP #
• Time Bandits time! #
• "What's a Polaroid?" "It used to develop the film right then and there." "The… film?" *heavy sigh* #kidsthesedays #
• Poison ivy update, day 3: nuttin'. #