x[7] = π

Mar 14, 2011 21:42

Attention, all diminutive digits!

[ By which Sho means you lovely rascals at Mayfield Elementary. ]

Welcome to a very special day of class! Today, we celebrate the most impressive of irrationals! The most thrilling of transcendentals!

[ And with flourish, he pulls off the sheet which had previously been draped over the teacher's desk in front of him to reveal five pies, all baked to perfection by his lovely drone wife who can actually operate a 1950s oven properly. ]

000s, today is π day!

[ Immediately after this, he turns to the board and starts writing in what is far too loving script to be healthy, ]

π =
3.141592653589793238462643383 [ et cetera.

This also happens to be Sho's 21st birthday. And how is he celebrating his birthday, you ask?

Those pies have razors in them.

... Yeah. Eat up, kids. ]

i can and will be loud, domestic abuse is bad kids, might not see eye to eye, razors make it even better, pi is best, this can only end poorly, @action, number one math teacher, mun is going to hell for this

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