Bookies
I forgot to mention that the "big" library in our town has no Gail Carson Levine books. I was this close *puts fingers tiny bit apart* from toppling the bookshelves over. Oh, and they don't even have any Meg Cabot books. (And yet, they have the Princess Diaries movie, and Ella Enchanted too.) I was sooo mad. Don't even get me started.