Noticulator Entry

[addison_rta]

Notes from the constant running log of the Circumgyratory Spooling Noticulator-MK2 in attractive black. The quality of the penmanship, and thus the pen used in question, are both high. All running log entries in the noticulator start with a date and then entered one per ruled line by number and time

Comments

[gerard_of_amber]

"One of the things I truly admire about my sister is her resiliency. Taleyn has this amazing ability to look the horrors of the world in the face, stab it, and then bounce off to some other new wonderful adventure. "

Should I ever be forced by the Crown to marry, I need to find someone like your sister.

I will be watching her bloodline very carefully. Benedict, please order her not to die until after she has kids.

[taleyn_rta]

Only time will tell if I am capable of reproduction! CAN I SIT STILL LONG ENOUGH????

[valentine_rta]

If you're just getting started on reproduction, "sitting still" isn't actually necessary, and can actually be counter-productive.

Now, when it comes to actually producing offspring... Maybe you should look into ob-gyns who are willing to perform deliveries while galloping on horseback.

[addison_rta]

What, no lie there and think of Amber?

I want to know nothing about birth on horseback.

[gerard_of_amber]

Daughters are so often NOT their mothers.

[gerard_of_amber]

That may not be an issue if we get someone who can keep up.

LIAM! Boy! Where are you?

[liam_rta]

Right here? Cowering in terror?

Doesn't being with Taleyn mean being in the Army?

[gerard_of_amber]

She has to cash out sometime.

I'd put my money where my mouth is, but I'm afraid I'd wear her out.

[benedict_rta]

I'm pretty sure you can't buy her.

Only hire her for a while.

[benedict_rta]

It is entirely up to her how she behaves in the matter and timing of her own death. Unless she really /really/ pisses me off. Then it's not.