Welcome to Our House [Series] - Touchy Touchy
Title: Touchy Touchy
Pairing: Yamamoto/Yamajun (Sho/Ohno/Jun)
Genre: Comedy (or, a failing attempt of it), Fluff
Rating: PG
Prompt by: riri8satoshi
Summary: Sho's attempt of doing a fanservice ended up in a disaster
Disclaimer: Nope, not owning these three strong-headed yet hot humans.
A/N: So since pichan gave me a prompt using the pictures of how touchy touchy Ohno was on stage with Jun and Sho sometimes and realizing that his fanservice with Jun was a bit over the top (with him trying to bite Ohno cheeks and all the butts 'accidental' touching) while with Sho it was always seemmingly innocent (holding hands, hugging, laughing at each other - damn it they looks like couples on their first date) I decided to make this. Yama's fanservice on stage wasn't as much (and not as intense I guess? LOL) as Juntoshi's fanservice these days, so yeah, how about a little jelly jelly Sho? Must be fun. XD So, I hope you guys will enjoy this! Comments will be loved!
“You’re not fair.”
Jun raised an eyebrow, but he refused to stare at him, not that Sho minded much. He was reviewing their concert in his laptop, which was more important than anything else, really, and Sho wasn’t about to disturb him.
Only if he himself wasn’t disturbed; but he was. He was very, very disturbed with something that involved his boyfriends, Jun and Ohno (the older man was sleeping quietly on Sho’s lap, and even that wasn’t enough to distract him, or made him feeling the slightest better about himself).
Jun waited, probably thinking that Sho was going to spill anytime soon, but he wasn’t. Sho wasn’t going to make it real easy for Jun - he was proud of being stubborn, thus the reason why Nino bestowed them with a ‘Stubborn Couples’ title; the three of them were real stubborn when they wanted to, and tonight Sho felt like it.
Jun tilted his head; observing Sho like he was some kind of misfit in his perfect planned out concert. A sigh, and he lowered down the tune of the video playing in his laptop. “Why? Because I have a better closet than you?”
He almost laughed, almost, but Sho stopped himself just in time. “Really now?” He sneered.
“It’s the truth.” Jun said, and it was. The younger man uncapped his Metsbottle and chugged it down, and Sho scowled, though he tried to hide it by running his fingers through Ohno’s unkempt hair - oh, it was so soft, almost like a rabbit’s fur -
“So what is it, Sho-kun?” Jun asked after he put his bottle down. “What’s bothering you?”
“I’m bothered with how unfair you are.”
“Me?”
“Earlier, in the stage.” He mumbled.
Jun started thinking; his thick eyebrows were almost connecting with each other, a sight that Sho enjoyed so much. Jun was usually persistent, but not tonight; he let another sigh, this time out of irritation, and he shifted his body a bit on his chair. “Did I do something on the stage? I didn’t remember saying anything or doing -“
A pause, and then a groan. “You can’t be serious.”
Sho could felt his chest reddened because yes, he was. He shifted nervously, but quickly regretted it when Ohno let out a rather pitiful whine; Sho stilled himself back, caressing Ohno’s cheek softly, and was glad to see Ohno falling back asleep.
“If we’re talking about how unfair someone is, I guess you’re the most unfair one.” Jun commented after a while. “I mean, ever since Digitalian started, I barely had any chance to touch him.”
That was true; Jun was being extra busy ever since the concert started, and that made Ohno stuck with Sho and Sho stuck with Ohno. But still - “Is that why you two were being extra touchy touchy on tonight’s concert?”
“In case you missed it, Satoshi was the one who, accidentally, touched my butt during Bittersweet.”
“And you like it.”
“Why shouldn’t I?”
“And then on Kim i Yume-“
“Yeah. We were close, and I didn’t see why I shouldn’t pull him closer.”
“Not only tonight - you two were always playing around on stage. Remember when you were trying to bite his cheeks?”
Jun scrunched his nose, obviously trying to remember, and Sho huffed. “Beautiful World.”
“Ah, right. That was pretty famous.” He grinned in satisfaction. “Nice fanservice.”
Sho was so tempted to get up and wipe Jun’s grin with his fist, but sadly he got a lap full of Ohno Satoshi, and one did not just wake him up from his slumber without a good reason, ever. So the best he could do was glaring at Jun, but Jun was never one to be intimidated, and Sho’s glare for him was nothing more menacing than a baby’s glare. “So. You’re jealous.” Jun concluded.
“Not really.” Sho said after a while, because he wasn’t really jealous. “It’s not that I’m jealous, but…”
“But?”
“I don’t know.”
Jun shook his head. “Then do it.”
“What?”
“Touch him on stage.”
“I can’t.”
“You can. You did it a lot with him before - you guys were hugging, holding hands, etc.”
“I can’t now. It’s too embarrassing. ”
“You didn’t seem to be embarrassed at all when you finger-fucked him weeksago.”
“Do you really have to mention that now?” Sho groaned, because remembering that kind of things right now would only resulted in him getting a hard on, and one couldn’t have a hard on when someone was sleeping so close to one’s bulge - that would be rude.
“The problem with you is, you’re too aware of yourself in stage. You’re too uptight, almost like a prude. Look at Nino - he didn’t even have any ounce of shame in him when he groped Satoshi all over; I think he even have touched Satoshi more than us ever combined.”
“But Nino stopped!”Sho argued.
“That’s because he has find his soulmate- they’re probably making out in the bathroom now.” Junsaid as he rolled his eyes, referring to Nino and Aiba, the pairing that Sho knew would happen, so when it did happened, he wasn’t surprised even a single bit. “And he knew Ohno’s with us - he’d be crazy if he was thinking of touching Ohno as much as he used to.”
Sho tugged on Ohno’s hair softly, and Ohno was unmoving. He was dead to the world, but alive on his dreamland. “Just do it.” Jun sighed out loud. “He’d be happy if you do.”
Sho peeked at Jun, and he let out a sigh too. “It’s embarrassing.”
“But you want to.”
He blushed. “Sometimes.” He said. “I just don’t understand how you can naturally touch him like that - it’s like, you’re showing everyone else that you owned each other. Or something.”
“Fyi, I think Ohno wasn’t the only person that I fooled around with on stage.”
“No, but you did it more often with him these days.”
“Yeah. Because I want to touch him. And he wanted to touch me too.” Sho wasn’t surprised at all by Jun’s blunt honesty; if anything, that was what Jun made of, and he needed it from him, kind of.
“Don’t you want to touch me too?” He teased then. Jun grinned, and then the tense air around them immediately dissolved as Jun shook his head while chuckling. “Nope. We got a reputation to maintain.”
“We did?”
“Yeah. We are the so called ‘Awkward Pair.’ Or the pair with ‘Too Much Sexual Tension Going On Its Driving Everyone Crazy.’ Or the pair that raised up suspicions because ‘Something Must Have Happened Between Them’ since I used to be your ‘Number 1# Fanboy’.” Jun stopped for a moment, and he smiled widely all so sudden, like a kid on the morning of Christmas. “No. We should. We could, you know, just standing close to each other. Close enough to touch, but shouldn’t. We should tease them. Imagine the reaction we could get.”
Sho laughed; really, he couldn’t help it. And Jun laughed along too, and it felt good - they felt like they were sharing a secret, and even though he felt sorry for Ohno, he couldn’t stop his body from shaking with laughter. It was all too funny, and he felt tears on the edge of his eyes, and he nonchalantly raised his hand up to wipe it as he asked, “Where did you find out about it? About the existence of our reputation that I didn’t know exists until now?”
Jun’s eyes glinted mischievously. “Did you know about things called ‘Fanfiction’?”
“No. What’s that?”
“Google them, and you’ll thank me later.” Jun said with a smirk - like he was dangling Satoshi in front of horny Sho. “They’ll become a good reference.” Then he stopped the video in his laptop, and he shut it down. “Ah, the thing you can found from the internet.”
Their conversation was over; or Sho thought so because Jun was stretching his body and he stood and going around the room, looking for his towel and bathrobe. Nino and Aiba came in, glowing and too happy for their own good, and the room was bustling again.
But before he left, Jun suddenly turned to face Sho, and in all seriousness, he said, “But seriously. Just do it whenever you wanted to. No one would mind it; I wouldn’t, Arashi wouldn’t, and most definitely, the fans wouldn’t. Ah, think of it like a fanservice - like you’re doing it for fans.”
“But I’m not doing it for them.”
“I know. Sometimes I don’t too. But, if you’re too embarrassed, try thinking that way. Because you’ll do everything for our fans, don’t you?”
“That’s a strange way to put it.”
“He’ll be pleased anyway.”
“And isn’t it weird that we’re always thinking about how to please Satoshi-kun?”
Jun stared at him, hard, and he said. “It’s not weird at all.”
And it didn’t, truth be told.
Jun left, and Sho was left to fill in the blank for the ever so curious pair, Nino and Aiba. Ohno woke up not so long after, sleepy eyes blinking at Sho, and he asked, “What did I miss?”
He answered. “Nothing.”
***
Sho was going to do it.
He was determined even before the concert started. ‘I was just going to hold his hands. Or probably hug him for a bit. Or touch his shoulder. Or we can did that stupid dance ritual - wait no. That’d mess with the flow of the concert. So yeah. Probably touching a bit. Nothing too extreme like Nino’s though.’
It wasn’t like he was jealous, like how Jun accused him. It’s just, when he saw them playing around on stage, the two of them, he couldn’t help but feeling a bit left out. They’ve been together for a long time, but it only happened recently, when Jun, Ohno, and Sho has become us. Ever since then, everything he did would involve the other two and so it was with them. It didn’t feel right when he went to sleep with only Ohno or with only Jun. It didn’t feel right when they weren’t together.
So it didn’t feel right when they were on their own world on stage - untouchable even for Sho.
But he couldn’t really explain it without sounding like a sap to Jun, so instead he made a round-about talk about how unfair he was that he got to touch Ohno all by himself. Jun bought it like how he thought he would, and being as considerate as ever, Jun was giving him a chance. “Probably you can touch him on the second half. Less choreography to follow - more playing around.”
Sho had said thank you meekly, but he failed to tell him that he wanted the three of them being touchy touchy with each other on stage. Not just him with Ohno - but him, Ohno, and Jun.
But maybe it wasn’t the time for it yet. Maybe they’d be able to do it in the next concert - if they were lucky enough to do it anyway - and so, he focused his thought on touching Ohno and giving the fanservice that Jun had stretched on throughout the day. He waited patiently for the second half, and when they finally had enough time to just play along and run to any other direction or even making out with another member in stage when they felt like it (that was, if they were up for the agency’s wrath, of course), Sho started slowly, subtlety, making his way toward the ever so innocent and unassuming leader.
But then he thought, ‘It wouldn’t be fun’, so he started charging towards Ohno as the end of the song was nearing and he had sing his part.
At first, Ohno didn’t realize it. But then he looked up, saw Sho, and he smiled widely as he took off to another direction - obviously it was his way of playing along. Sho ran after him, yelling, “Satoshi! Satoshi!” playfully, and Ohno kept on running, giggling, cheeks reddening from the thrill - and the fans were screaming as he chased Ohno, and he knew he was doing well.
But then the problem started. He expected Ohno to keep on running until they reached the edge of the stage, but Ohno didn’t. He suddenly stopped in the middle, out of breath, and it seemed he was ready to be caught.
The problem was, Sho wasn’t ready.
He couldn’t stop.
It was funny to see Ohno’s bulged eyes as he realized what was going to happen, but by then it was too late. Sho collided against him, and they both fell to the hard ground on the stage, and their mics fell with a deafening ‘thud’ and rolled away from their hands to the darkness. Sho felt a wave of nausea hit him, which maybe that was why he couldn’t react as fast as he wanted. But Ohno hissed under him, and he finally realized that he, with all his muscles, were crushing on Ohno’s small body, and that alone was enough for him to push himself up. “Satoshi, oh my god.” He mumbled. “Satoshi, are you okay?”
Ohno had his eyes closed and, despite the blasting music and the screaming fans, Sho was afraid as hell, and he was sure his heartbeat was going over the top right now, making a brand new record of 180, probably. He heard his friend’s footsteps; Jun’s voice thick of worries as he ran towards them, and Sho almost turned to him in a plea.
But then Ohno giggled.
A burst of giggles escaped the small body under him, and Sho looked at him in a surprise. Ohno couldn’t stop giggling, eyes crinkling cutely and uneven teeth out for him to see, and then he breathed out, “You clumsy idiot.”
Sho took it as a clue to laugh, and he did, and the knots of fear inside his chest were gone as he laughed freely.
But it was short-lived, because Jun was suddenly on top of him, crushing down on him and Ohno, and Sho yelped and Ohno yelped (though Ohno’s was more like a too-excited-shrill) and Jun laughed happily, hands wrapping around Sho to keep him in place.
This was what he wanted.
Soon enough it wasn’t only the three of them though - Aiba came too, his impact were greater than Jun, and Nino, with his swaying and his ‘I’m the king of these morons’ aura, simply sit on top of them - Nino wasn’t really heavy though so Sho wouldn’t be able to tell if he was there or not if it wasn’t for the screen - and he smiled politely to the fans, and he said, “We are a dysfunctional group. Forgive us.”
The fans screaming were the loudest Sho’s ever heard throughout his life.
They couldn’t stay in that position for long though - the new song was about to start, and they were all scrambling to their feet in a big panic to get into their position. Sho helped Ohno to stand - his face was completely red and he was panting a bit, but even then, Ohno was smiling. He was smiling till the end of the concert - he was even still smiling as they went to their green room and they needed to give him an oxygen mask because he had a little trouble at breathing. That worried Sho, but Ohno grinned up at him, and he said, “That was fun.”
“We’re only doing this once.” Nino announced from his position, sitting limply on the sofa in front of Ohno. “No more things like this.”
“Maybe we should swap the position instead. Like, maybe, Sho should be the one on the bottom next.” Aiba suggested, but then he burst out laughing. “You should bottom!”
“Oh, you pervert.” Nino insulted him with adoration thick on his voice.
“We’re not doing this anymore.” Jun said as he patted Ohno’s back. “No more.” He said as he looked at Sho with a doom look.
Sho looked down at his feet, ashamed. “I was just playing around.”
“And it was actually fun.” He looked up, and Jun was grinning from ear to ear. “Just, maybe, next time we should just hug each other instead. It was way more harmless.”
“Can we do it together?” Sho asked hopefully. “The three of us?”
Ohno answered for them. “Of course.”
Nino then commented about what a shitty friends he had because they’ve purposefully left Aiba and Nino out from the hug, in which Jun only response with his stuck out tongue. Ohno and Aiba laughed along, their voice a bit more breathy and raspy than usual.
Sho sat on the couch, settling quietly beside Ohno, and he watched the quarrels between Jun and Nino, with Aiba backing him up now (“Because I’m a lovely, and uhm, a nice boyfriend!”).
Frankly, he couldn’t wait for the upcoming concert.