Dear SME
And also Mr Cho, Kyuhyun,
Kyu-baby, I know you think 90 percent of fangirls are silly. I can tell by the snarktastic things you say. You ain't wrong. This may have something to do with you dressing like you're 82 instead of 22 but because I'm me, I'm blaming that tactical error on SME instead of you. Also, talk to HeeChul, there's a man who knows how to make covered up look smokin'. I'm so serious. Or, you know, not covered is good too, honey.
As your bonafide devoted fangirl (though you have to share with HeeChul and SuJu as a whole) I don't think it's asking too much for a little collarbone, or a hint of sternum now and again. It won't kill you, I swear. I'm not asking you to strip and pole dance, though that's fine too should the urge strike you but just dress your age.
Love, me.
And SME?
Quit it, I mean it. I'm getting pissy enough to send my ninja soldiers over there to give you a stern glare and Chinese water torture until you stop it. Kyu-girls are mighty.
Absolutely no love.
These letters are brought to you by the letter B for fucking BOWTIE. And the letter F for FRUSTRATED. And the number 2, cause I said so.
Seriously, if I see Kyuhyun in another fucking bowtie and/or grandpa vest I may lose it. And not in the good way.
PS: Librarian!Kyuhyun is still hot.
Kyu-baby, I know you think 90 percent of fangirls are silly. I can tell by the snarktastic things you say. You ain't wrong. This may have something to do with you dressing like you're 82 instead of 22 but because I'm me, I'm blaming that tactical error on SME instead of you. Also, talk to HeeChul, there's a man who knows how to make covered up look smokin'. I'm so serious. Or, you know, not covered is good too, honey.
As your bonafide devoted fangirl (though you have to share with HeeChul and SuJu as a whole) I don't think it's asking too much for a little collarbone, or a hint of sternum now and again. It won't kill you, I swear. I'm not asking you to strip and pole dance, though that's fine too should the urge strike you but just dress your age.
Love, me.
And SME?
Quit it, I mean it. I'm getting pissy enough to send my ninja soldiers over there to give you a stern glare and Chinese water torture until you stop it. Kyu-girls are mighty.
Absolutely no love.
These letters are brought to you by the letter B for fucking BOWTIE. And the letter F for FRUSTRATED. And the number 2, cause I said so.
Seriously, if I see Kyuhyun in another fucking bowtie and/or grandpa vest I may lose it. And not in the good way.
PS: Librarian!Kyuhyun is still hot.