[FIC] Here we go again.
Title: Here we go again
Author: addicted_tvxq
Pairing: Changmin, main POV. bits of YunJae, SuMinChun, Min-food
Genre: Failed Crack, Humor
Length: One-shot
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Changmin was tired, magazine photoshots in Japan and drama shootings in Korea, all he wanted was to eat a bowl of delicious CoCo puffs and go to sleep. But after a call from his two hyungs, he had no choice but to sacrifice that in order to make sure that Yunho-hyung doesn't see Jaejoong-Hyung's Intermodulation Photo-shots. Will his plan
succeed or fail?
Here we go again
"Does Yunho-hyung know?" His dolphin-squeaking-Hyung who doesn't seem to have any consideration of his sleeping time and the fact that's it's two in the morning.
"Hyung, it's 2 in the morning."
"Whatever you do, Changmin, you have to prevent Yunho-hyung from going on the internet!" Junsu yelled, as Changmin put him on speaker, he could hear someone else breathing from the other line, it must've been his other Hyung, Yoochun.
"Junsu-hyung, did something happen? Are you guys okay?"
"We're fine!" Yoochun interrupted before Junsu could say anything. "Look Changmin, Jaejoong did something and if Yunho finds out, he's going to be furious!"
Changmin sighed, rubbing his eyes. "What happened?"
"It's really bad, Changmin, I thought he was going to go all out for the AnAn Magazine, but nooo!" Junsu exclaimed. "All he did was expose his pack, but still---"
"Let me guess." Changmin said. "Jaejoong-hyung went all out , revealing everything that he promised Yunho-hyung that were for his eyes only. Now it's all over the internet and Yunho-hyung finds out, he'll not only kill Jaejoong-hyung with angry sex, but go after the both of you not stopping Jaejoong-hyung from doing it."
"OH MY GOD, SUN!" Junsu exclaimed, "Chunnie, what are we going to do?"
"Pack your bags, Junsu, let's move!" Yoochun replied. "Changmin, you coming, to?"
"Wait, are you guys serious?" Changmin said, suddenly sitting up. "Is Jaejoong-hyung posing for a porn magazine?!"
"NO!"
"Then what hell is Jaejoong-hyung going all out naked for then?" Changmin asked. He could just imagine the look on Yunho's face when he sees those photos and the ranting that he was going to hear everyday. Yunho was not going to let this go easily, he remembered when Yunho saw Jaejoong's "Heaven Postman" drama, and the kiss scene was enough to to drive Yunho crazy.
//
"What the hell does he think he's doing?" Yunho yells so late at night, waking Changmin up as he stared at Yunho yelling at their flat wide-screen t.v. and the scene where Jaejoong kissed the leading actress. "What, is he going to eat her or something?"
Then Changmin watched as Yunho picks up his cellphone and calls Jaejoong, then they have a long argument and then of course, Yunho hangs up, throws an angry tantrum. Then regardless of what time it, he drags him along to Jaejoong's apartment, and things go from there.
YunJae Argument+ JaeHo YunJae Angry Sex and sleeping in a crammed bed between his two older hyungs.
Oh, fuck no.
A sleepless night and away from his precious food, and sharing with the others, there was no way he was going through that again.
//
"Okay, okay." Changmin said, "I'll do my best, but if all else fails, I'm going to sleep over at Jaejoong's place again".
Junsu and Yoochun sighed on the other line and thanked him before hanging up.
Changmin wondered what he was going to do, he was going to figure out tomorrow morning, right now, he needed sleep and food.
----
"Changmin, where's my laptop?"
"Ah, Hyung, you let me borrow it!" Changmin responded, hiding his own laptop. "I can't find mine, so I'm borrowing yours for a while, is that okay?"
Yunho smiled. "Sure, no problem, I'll just use my phone."
Oh shit!
"Where is my phone?" Yunho asked, reaching into his own pocket and pulling out nothing but candy wrappers. "Changmin, do you remember where I put it?"
Changmin knew where it was since he took it when Yunho was in the shower, and he hurried to the bathroom, with the phone clutched in his hand. He gave a silent prayer before dropping the phone in the toilet.
"Ah! Hyung, I found it!" Changmin exclaimed. He hear Yunho running in, with a smile on his face.
"Where?"
Changmin points to the toilet, the Samsung phone that was floating in toilet.
"NOOOO!" Yunho exclaimed. "Great, just my luck, I bought this phone just last week!"
Changmin felt guilty and pat his Hyung's back, "Sorry, Hyung."
"No, it's not your fault, Changmin." Yunho sighed and gave him a small smile. "Then can I use your phone, Changmin?"
"No." He said, "I-I left my phone at the company, I was charging it there and I forgot to unplug it."
Yunho stared at him for a while and then ruffled his hair. "It's okay, I can always contact Jaejoong and the others tomorrow, but I'm going to need my laptop tommorow okay?"
Changmin nodded, as Yunho left the room.
So Changmin continued with more excuses and lies about Yunho's things, and as kind and considerate as ever, Yunho forgave him, but Changmin couldn't take it anymore. If Yunho found out, he'd probably lock the refrigerator door with chains or something, why couldn't Junsu-hyung and Yoochun-hyung come up with their own plan?!
--
He finally came home after seven to eight hours of shooting for the drama in a stuffy suit, he sighed and closed the door tiredly behind him.
He looked up and the lights were still on, Yunho-hyung must be home already.
"I'm home." He said, and Yunho comes out from their room and waved at him before heading to the kitchen.
"Changmin."
He turned to look at Yunho, as he threw his shoes into one of the cabinets. Dammnit, he was hungry.
"What's up, Hyung?"
Changmin grabbed a cereal box from the top cabinet and went to the refrigerator to grab some milk. He could feel Yunho's eyes staring down at him and Changmin wondered what was up.
He was tired as it is, carrying Yunho's laptop around wherever he went, praying every night that Yunho doesn't kill him for "accidentally" breaking his phone and stealing his credit card. He went through all the trouble to prevent Yunho from finding out about Jaejoong's Rated porn photobook.
"So I was taking a break and using DongHae's laptop, and found something interesting." Yunho said, and Changmin, trying to look completely blanked out.
"Did you have any idea that Jaejoong did another photo-shot?"
Changmin almost choked on his CoCo puffs and chewed slowly. "Another one?"
"Yeah, It was better than the pictures he took for ANAN." Yunho said, with a smile and Changmin looked up at him with this surprised expression on his face. "Though, I don't like the pictures of him smoking, I thought I told him to quit smoking! "
"Ah, Hyung, he just smoked for that photo."
"I know, I know." Yunho said, shaking his head. "But still, anyways, how was your power point presentation going?"
"It's going good." Changmin lied, since he needed an excuse to borrow Yunho's laptop and looked at Yunho who nodded in response. "Hyung, did you see anything interesting in Jaejoong-hyung's photo-shots?"
Yunho looked at him and picked up a spoon, as he ate some of Changmin's cereal. "Hm? Like what?"
Oh hell no. After lying and getting paranoid about Yunho-hyung finding out about Jaejoong-hyung's naked picture, that's the only response he gets?
"The photos!"
Yunho titled his head and looked at Changmin. "What about them?"
"Anything interesting? Something that caught your eye?"
Yunho smiled and shook his head. "Changmin, Jaeoong looked very handsome in each of them, what's your point?"
Changmin looked up at him in frustration. "I suppose Jaejoong-hyung being completely naked didn't spark your attention?"
"Of course not."
Changmin was going to kill Junsu and Yoochun-hyungs.
"There weren't any naked pictures of Jaejoong." Yunho said, looking confused.
Changmin threw his spoon in his cereal and grabbed Yunho's laptop from his large bag that he carried around, which was suppose to be where all his food would be, but no, he didn't have enough room because of someone's stupid laptop!
"Why would he go naked?" Yunho asked. "Jaejoong told me that this photo-shot was meant to show different sides of him and his personality, smiles, seriousness, why the hell would he need to go naked?"
Changmin ignored Yunho's ramblings and searched for the photos.
"Hyung, what about this?" Changmin pointed and Yunho looked at it.
"He's just taking a shower, nothing's showing, Changmin." Yunho looked at it and went back to eating the CoCo puffs. "I think he looks cute."
Changmin rolled his eyes and started scrolling down for more pictures.
"Ah ha! what about this one?"
Yunho placed his spoon down and stared at the picture for a moment. Yes, he's going to go all out angry and maybe he'd stop eating my CoCo puffs!!!
"Nothing harmful, he's just blowing bubbles." Yunho said, with a firm smile on his face and went back to eating the rest of Changmin's beloved CoCo puffs cereal. "I've seen most of his photos already, Changmin."
Changmin continued showing him more pictures and Yuno continued acting like it was no big deal. After five minutes of looking through the other shots and trying to get Yunho to fucking crack, Changmin had enough and decided to go on an angry rampage in the bathroom.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?"
Changmin stuck his head out the bathroom and then he saw this picture, wide-screen on Yunho's laptop.
His CoCo puffs was now on the kitchen floor as he watched Yunho who looked absolutely furious and turning red as he looked for a nearby phone. Changmin wondered if he should come out of the bathroom, Yunho looked mad enough to kill someone.
"Changmin!"
Changmin jumped and came out of the bathroom. "Er..yeah, Hyung?"
"Give me your phone!"
There was no way Changmin was going to say no, he reached into his pocket and threw his phone over to Yunho, who grabbed it, and starting pressing the number keys really hard, while staring at Jaejoong's ..naked photo.
"That bastard, Kim Jaejoong." Yunho yelled. "Hello? Hello?!"
Changmin walked behind the counter, in case, Yunho decides to throw something.
"Hyung, chill! It's just a photo, he's not all out---"
"Jaejoong, what the hell were you thinking?"
Changmin was about to turn off the laptop, when Yunho walked over and grabbed it with one hand.
"You're fucking naked in this picture!"
"Just a photo? I'm surprised your dick wasn't showing in this!"
"Art? How the fuck is this art? Yeah, sure,for one of Changmin's porn magazine!"
"Hey!" Changmin yelled, but Yunho ignored him.
"Don't hang up the phone, Jaejoong!"
Changmin closed his eyes, this is not good.
"Don't you dare--hello? Hello?!"
Changmin watched as Yunho quickly walked into their bedroom, he could hear Yunho opening and slamming their closet and then he heard the sound of keys.
He waited by the door and as usual, Yunho called him out.
"Changmin!"
"Yes, Hyung."
"Keys." He threw the car keys in his direction and Changmin caught them. "You. Drive."
Changmin nodded as he followed his furious Hyung out their apartment door and knew just where they were going to go without Yunho-hyung telling him.
--
"Can you guys please make some more room for me?" Changmin complained, trying to fit between his two older hyungs that were squishing him.
"What the hell happened, Changmin?" Junsu squealed. "We thought you had a plan!"
"I did!" Changmin complained. "But Yunho-hyung saw everything before I could even stop him!"
Yoochun groaned. "Who cares about that now? How the hell are we going to get any sleep with all that noise they're making upstairs?!"
"AH! Yunho, h-harder!" Jaejoong moaned out loud and they could hear the walls moving. " M-more!"
"Fuck, Jaejoong! Yunho groaned, as they heard strange loud thumping against the wall. "I'll show you what fucking art feels like!"
Unable to take any more loud, fucking noises from their older hyungs, all three of them grabbed their pillows and blankets and walked out of the apartment, and headed directly into the car.
"From now on, I'll keep track with Jaejoong's schedule." Yoochun mumbled, leaning his head against Changmin's shoulder.
"I'll go to his photo shots if I have to, and then delete those pictures, even if Jaejoong-hyung threatens to cut off my ass, I'll do it!" Junsu squealed, resting his head on Changmin's other shoulder as he nodded off to sleep.
Changmin sighed and crossed his arms, as he looked at the time. 3 in the morning, they were fucking for eight hours, a new record. Oh yipee.
He leaned back, closing his eyes as he listened to two of his hyungs softly snoring. Next time, Jaejoong-hyung or Yunho-hyung decide to take photo of themselves naked, he was going to get to them before anyone else find out, and then throw them in a room together, lock the door and throw away the key.
There was no way, he was going spend another night without finishing his CoCo puffs again.
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sexypics credit : sharingyoochun.net
FAIL? x]] I've always wondered what would happen if Yunho ever saw Jaejoong's shower pics though he's already seen in in the shower so many times as it is and how he'd react. MUWAHAHA! I've never written a smut scene, well this doesn't count, since it was like for a few seconds, but hell, use your imagination. :DD YES, JYJ are performing tomorrow for KBS Drama Awards, can't wait! ^_^