Oct 01, 2004 07:35
Yeah, well... it wasn't all my fault! If Jonathan hadn't tried to grab the ray from me, everything would have been fine! I so had it first anyways, and then he tried to pull it away like he was more important and needed to hide from the Slayer more than I did. So, uh... my finger kinda accidentally brushed the trigger a little bit... and now the Slayer's invisible.
To make things worse, the ray went off all funky because during the struggle it was over-charged she also got zapped with more radiation than is healthy. Like, she might disintegrate or something from it. And that would kill her. I totally didn't sign up for this to kill people. But Warren was all "oh no, we're super villains, we kill people" and it was like he didn't even care! He wasn't even joking or anything like that!
So... so Jonathan and I had to... we had to stand up to him and remind him that we were more like crime lords than killers, 'cause they're cooler and stuff anyways, and we kinda bullied him into fixing the ray so we could turn Buffy back.
But... you know, I'm not so sure anymore. Not that I want to kill anyone or anything, but the Slayer will definitely be a problem when we take over the world. I can see why Warren would want her out of the way, I just hope we find a non-deathy way to do it.
Jonathan's looking for some demon gland thingy so we can make our neural inhibitor, so maybe we could use that on her. He says that then we could turn her into our willing sex bunny. I don't really know about that, because sooner or later it would wear off and then she'd probably be pretty angry with us.
So we're kinda out of ideas now, but somehow we've got to at least turn the Slayer visible again.
And I hope Warren's not too mad at me for not wanting to kill Buffy.