Rarrrrrrrrrrrr!
Update time!
Apologies for typos - I'm still in bed without my lenses in and my glasses aren't around, so I can barey see what I'm writing!!!!
I'm still really pissed that I can't go home and play with my pretty new car, but I'll just have to wait. But anyway, more important things to talk about.
Charlton's new manager is announced on Tuesday!
Finished placement yesterday, and I'm sad to go yet extremely happy at the same time. See, Chris was okfor the first week or so, but it was Tuesday onwards that really got us in a stress. My literacy lesson, Tuesday morning. Naomi was in and out of the room as she was busy with stuff to do (she's the class teacher) so kids played up a tiny bit. After their inependant activity I thought 'ok, need to bring them all ack together again to listen' and I'm perfectly capable of this. Then fucking Chris walks oer and says "I tink you should do 5 4 3 2 1 " Oh I see....like I'm not capable of thinking of my own shushing strategy? Fuck you. Then in Sandra's Literacy the next day - Wednesday was when he REALLY crossed the line. One kid plays up a bit, talks a lot, fiddles a lot, etc. But I can tell you that I've seen with my own 2 eyes that if Chris fucking Short sits behind him going "shhhhh" every time he speaks or snatches something from him every time he merely touches it, then it just winds him up further! So e wound him up all lesson, and I could see from where I was sittig that this kid thought it was funny. He's 10 for crying out loud, he's allowed to fiddle with a pencil while he's listening. So then at the end of the lesson, SANDRA'S lesson, he interrupts her teaching and errupts at that table. Once again, they weren't scared of him at all and found it particularly amsuing. But since WHEN has it been ok for him to take someone elses lesson into his own hands. It's not on, it makes it look like she's incapable. And she certainly is not. When they went out to break he went over to Sandra, pointed at that kid's empty seat and said "ooooh, you really need to stamp on that one." HE'S FINE WHEN YOU'RE NOT SAT THERE WINDING HIM UP YOU EGOCENTRIC TWAT. AND THENNNNN, after break we did circ;e time as a 4. I did a game, Kate did a game, and then Sandra did a game....Naomi then looks to Chris to round it off and he goes "Wel, I think we need to just stop this and talk tot hem about calming down." WE? It's HER class you prick. She hates him, you could see in her expression. And anyway, it was blatently a cover up because he couldn't think of a game to do in circle time. And knew toom well he wouldn't be able to control them.
Kate got irritated by how all she could hear whenever she was teaching was Chris going "SHHHHHHH!" all the time. So she had a word on Thursday morning, and he got wound up and stropped. But then, satisfactorarily (surely that's not a word....) his day got prgressively worse. Naomi took over his numeracy because he was teaching it all wrong - HA. And then he taught cricket fielding skills in PE. Which had some good stuff it it to be honest, but then he started playing games ike "can you throw the ball to your partner with your eyes closed - Can they catch it with their eyes closed?" and Naomi cracked us up, saying it was like watching Special Needs kids. And THEN the knobhead said, whilst the kids were demonstrating their catching in pairs one by one - he was intellegent enough to say "It's strange how the girls are doing better than the boys!" YOU KNOBHEAD - HOW sexist? So Naomi bollocked him. But seriously, if a college tutor had been observing he'd be in major trouble!
So it was a satisfactory day on Thursday.
I got a box of milk tray from the class and a thank you card, and the usual millions that the kids make for you.
Not much else to say, need to get up....might go to town and start looking for Kate's birthday present.
Mum sent me the newspaper article aout Mr Brenchley! *shudders*
Did I mention I have a new car?
Amy,
x x x x
P.S.
Kid: Miss, how many Charlton players are in he England squad?
Me: None.
Kid: WRONG, there's 2!
Me: No none.
Kid: Luke Young....
Me: Nope, injured.
Kid: Darren Bent.
Me: Nope, not included!
Kid: BUT WHHHHHHHY? HE'S SO GOOOOOOD!
I know, I know.
Apologies for typos - I'm still in bed without my lenses in and my glasses aren't around, so I can barey see what I'm writing!!!!
I'm still really pissed that I can't go home and play with my pretty new car, but I'll just have to wait. But anyway, more important things to talk about.
Charlton's new manager is announced on Tuesday!
Finished placement yesterday, and I'm sad to go yet extremely happy at the same time. See, Chris was okfor the first week or so, but it was Tuesday onwards that really got us in a stress. My literacy lesson, Tuesday morning. Naomi was in and out of the room as she was busy with stuff to do (she's the class teacher) so kids played up a tiny bit. After their inependant activity I thought 'ok, need to bring them all ack together again to listen' and I'm perfectly capable of this. Then fucking Chris walks oer and says "I tink you should do 5 4 3 2 1 " Oh I see....like I'm not capable of thinking of my own shushing strategy? Fuck you. Then in Sandra's Literacy the next day - Wednesday was when he REALLY crossed the line. One kid plays up a bit, talks a lot, fiddles a lot, etc. But I can tell you that I've seen with my own 2 eyes that if Chris fucking Short sits behind him going "shhhhh" every time he speaks or snatches something from him every time he merely touches it, then it just winds him up further! So e wound him up all lesson, and I could see from where I was sittig that this kid thought it was funny. He's 10 for crying out loud, he's allowed to fiddle with a pencil while he's listening. So then at the end of the lesson, SANDRA'S lesson, he interrupts her teaching and errupts at that table. Once again, they weren't scared of him at all and found it particularly amsuing. But since WHEN has it been ok for him to take someone elses lesson into his own hands. It's not on, it makes it look like she's incapable. And she certainly is not. When they went out to break he went over to Sandra, pointed at that kid's empty seat and said "ooooh, you really need to stamp on that one." HE'S FINE WHEN YOU'RE NOT SAT THERE WINDING HIM UP YOU EGOCENTRIC TWAT. AND THENNNNN, after break we did circ;e time as a 4. I did a game, Kate did a game, and then Sandra did a game....Naomi then looks to Chris to round it off and he goes "Wel, I think we need to just stop this and talk tot hem about calming down." WE? It's HER class you prick. She hates him, you could see in her expression. And anyway, it was blatently a cover up because he couldn't think of a game to do in circle time. And knew toom well he wouldn't be able to control them.
Kate got irritated by how all she could hear whenever she was teaching was Chris going "SHHHHHHH!" all the time. So she had a word on Thursday morning, and he got wound up and stropped. But then, satisfactorarily (surely that's not a word....) his day got prgressively worse. Naomi took over his numeracy because he was teaching it all wrong - HA. And then he taught cricket fielding skills in PE. Which had some good stuff it it to be honest, but then he started playing games ike "can you throw the ball to your partner with your eyes closed - Can they catch it with their eyes closed?" and Naomi cracked us up, saying it was like watching Special Needs kids. And THEN the knobhead said, whilst the kids were demonstrating their catching in pairs one by one - he was intellegent enough to say "It's strange how the girls are doing better than the boys!" YOU KNOBHEAD - HOW sexist? So Naomi bollocked him. But seriously, if a college tutor had been observing he'd be in major trouble!
So it was a satisfactory day on Thursday.
I got a box of milk tray from the class and a thank you card, and the usual millions that the kids make for you.
Not much else to say, need to get up....might go to town and start looking for Kate's birthday present.
Mum sent me the newspaper article aout Mr Brenchley! *shudders*
Did I mention I have a new car?
Amy,
x x x x
P.S.
Kid: Miss, how many Charlton players are in he England squad?
Me: None.
Kid: WRONG, there's 2!
Me: No none.
Kid: Luke Young....
Me: Nope, injured.
Kid: Darren Bent.
Me: Nope, not included!
Kid: BUT WHHHHHHHY? HE'S SO GOOOOOOD!
I know, I know.