The real McTwigg

Mar 25, 2009 23:04

Bumper bike
Joe and I saw a dude riding a bicycle in Friendship last night right down the middle of the street. This would not have seemed remarkable were it not for the bumper attached to the front of the bike. I shit you not. Whatever you imagine that to look like, your imagination is probably not absurd enough.

It was Addie with an "e"
It always cracks me up when people find me on facebook and send me a message asking if it's the same Addi Twigg who went to camp/high school/college with them. How many other girls named Addi have you ever met? Probably not many. Even fewer with the last name Twigg. I'm so tempted to fuck with people. Like, no, sorry, I just look EXACTLY LIKE HER. But I don't know you.

Seriously, everyone, it's me.

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