shamelessly stolen from Siren's Pull

[banerry]

Suddenly, shocking news: the community has autonomously posted a bulletin warning everyone that in just a few hours, it'll be shutting down permanently. Worldhopping will cease to work, and wherever people are when the countdown reaches zero, that's where they'll be stuck

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel has his things half packed, he pauses on in the packing. He can't decide if he wants to stay on his world and prove magic and fairies are actually real and never see or hear from his friends again or go live with Gellert but leave behind his fairy chasing obsession. The man holds his Fairy Tracker, he better make up his mind quickly or he will be stuck in a world that mocks him]

Fairy Godparents Exist. [Reading the back of the Tracker]

[sandinmyboots]

Having any luck, Crocker?

[Kefka's at the window, keeping an eye on Crocker.]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Flipping out at the sudden voice that distributed his thoughts]OW! [Getting himself up. That voice sounded familar. Eyeing around] Kefka?!

[Going to the slighly broken window and pressing one set of fingers on that]

What are you doing here? [Wondering if Kefka came to say good bai, at least that's what is showing in his eyes]

What luck?

[sandinmyboots]

I wanted to say goodbye before the worlds closed up! Also to give you a worldhop and blow up this ungrateful world for you, if you want!

[He tumbles in through the window, a mess of wings and giggles, and pops up.] I have to help my allies and destroy everything else as much as I can before time runs out, after all!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Creepy smile] I'm glad you did. [Before his smile fades] I haven't decided if I was going or not. [Pause] Helping Gellert with the Statute of Secrecy is basically what I'm trying to do here... But.... [Looking at his Fairy Tracker again. There was something that was just so hard to let go of this world and it wasn't the people. It was the fairies. Even if there where fairies across the muliverse they wheren't these fairies]

I'm not sure what I should do.

[sandinmyboots]

...well, I don't think the fairies would let you remember them if you found them. They do that memory wipey thing. So how about we kill them all and be satisfied?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Baffled expression] What?! Memory wipey thing?

[sandinmyboots]

Memory wipey thing. They do it. A lot.

[staaaare] Should I try and break yours? They did it to you.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Feel like someone is watching you Kefka and disapproving of this conversation]

[Crocker continues to look confused] They did?

[sandinmyboots]

[He knows. He duncurr. This ain't canon, so he's going for it.]

They did. You knew fairies, once. When they were taken away, your memory of them was erased. But you still remember them, somewhere, and thus you want to find them again!

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel continues to stare in the most dumbfounded way possible and in whispters] I knew fairies once? They where taken away?

[Looking at his Fairy Tracker] I want to find them again?..

GAH! This isn't making any sense! And yet to some degree makes complete sense! [Keeps staring at the back of his Fairy Tracker, Fairy Godparents Exist]

[Cue lots of insane twitching]

[sandinmyboots]

You had fairy godparents, but they were taken away. That much, I've figured out. Would you like me to fix your memories so you remember?

[Would it piss off Lord Fairy? Probably. That'd be fun!]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Before Denzel can answer. As he was gnawing on his shirt. You hear a loud booming echo; "NO, NO NO!"

With an atomic poof, Jorgen Von Strangle toughest fairy in the universe is there.]

[Denzel] Ahhhhh! What's that?!

[Jorgen to Kefka] I knew you where nuthin' but 'rouble. I knew that whole duck place was nuthin' 'rouble and I, Jorgen Von Strangle, toughest fairy in the universe, will be glad when void to those other universes finally close!

[Adding on to Crocker] Oh, and by the way puny human. You're not going to remember any of dis!

[sandinmyboots]

Oooh, bring it on! As one of my last acts in other worlds, I'll mess up your Rules and help Crocker remember!

[Fwomp go his wings; he's ready!]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Jorgen is pumping his manly muscles. Meanwhile Denzel stares at Jorgen, partly in fright at the muscles and partly confused, that's a fairy. Well, he most be but different kind of poof. That's for sure!]

Jorgen: HA! I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU! YOU WILL BE DOING NO SUCH THING!

[Poof, the ground beneath Kefka is gone and replaced with a pit full of crocodiles]

[sandinmyboots]

[Kefka flaps his wings and doesn't fall into the pit; instead, he cackles, casting a quick spell to protect Crocker before yelling:]

I can fly, you muscle-bound molasses-minded moron! Now--Flare!

[Closely-knit chaotic magic homes in on Jorgen.]