✂ "Your shadow weighs a ton..."

[addbunnies]

I still don't quite understand the 'monster' aspect of this city. Where did it come from? Why doesn't anyone stop it?

Unexpected, to come across a Kusajishi-fukutaichou, Renji, and Ichigo here.....what are the odds? Also I sensed, I thought----

I had heard only the tiniest of scraps about this city, I don't even remember from who or when....but I do

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[berrysayswhat]

I'd be gone in a heartbeat if I could get gone. The thing kinda...stomped on me once. Sorta.

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[addbunnies]

It---

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[addbunnies]

....stomped on you.

Stomped, Ichigo? You're kidding.

[berrysayswhat]

Sort of! I said it sort of stomped me!

More like kicking maybe.

[addbunnies]

How does something described as so distinctly massive only sort of stomp on you?

I imagine you would look a great deal flatter.

[berrysayswhat]

There was a giant-ass foot, it hit me, but not like vertically. The details are a little fuzzy, okay? That sometimes happens when you crack some bones and get a concussion!

[addbunnies]

Someone healed you then? You look quite normal yourself loud and stupid unharmed....?

[berrysayswhat]

Yeah. Some girl named Flute. Nice kid. Kinda batty, though. Spent a few days in bad, but I'm in shape now.

So just don't get eaten by the crabs, okay? They might think you look more like food cuz you're more their size.

[addbunnies]

Mmm, well, good then.

Did you seek it out or were you simply in its path at the wrong time?

....why would I be eaten by....

....I doubt I am the same size. Fool!

[berrysayswhat]

I was patrolling. I wasn't even in its path but a bunch of people were in the way. I'd be a dick if I just let it squash them.

Maybe not the same size, but you're sure as hell not much bigger. Bitch.

[addbunnies]

Patrolling? As in on guard or duty? ...?

And yet you call them crabs. That does insinuate something of a smaller size, Ichigo....IDIOT.

[berrysayswhat]

Kinda walking the streets, killing those bitches when I can and just, you know. Keeping people safe. Not that different from hunting Hollows, really.

I WASN'T THE ONE THAT NAMED THEM!

[addbunnies]

I suppose. As long as you aren't looking for trouble. Because that's stupid you know...familiar, with that feeling, Ichigo?

STILL!

[berrysayswhat]

Like I friggin' need to.

STILL WHAT?

[addbunnies]

True enough.

You CALL them that...why not think of a more appropriate name?!

[berrysayswhat]

How about you do it if you're so smart? Go find 'em and see what they inspire.