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while the city sleeps
Panic! At The Disco (Brendon/Spencer)
Written for audreysrev's kink meme. 620 words, third person, something close to nc-17, probably.

“Fuck,” he says, his breath wet in his throat, humid air that he can’t quite get enough of.

Comments

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okay, second things first.

Gerard is absolutely right about it being a bad idea, but this is bandom where there the bad boys are far outnumbered by the bad idea boys, and Pete is their king.

I liked the second one better actually, there's a sexy sort of desperation in it that is completely different from the desperation of having your cock sucked. not that I'm against blowjobs or anything, but I liked the subtlety.

loved this line best: There is harshness between them, and almost no reason for it. Gerard’s not sure he’s ever wondered why before.

and now, as promised, the funny story about being blonde and reading porn.

you know how when you're reading your eyes sort of drift ahead while your brain is still processing what you read a few lines earlier? maybe not everyone does this. but I do, and sometimes they come back with something to tell. like thud. and what I thought on reading that wasn't "oh, throes of orgasm" or even "no Spencer, concussions are bad for you!" it was... wait for it

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also, do you have some kind of vending machine kink? I seem to remember mention of a Frank and Mikey encounter by the soda and snacks in the novelist fic. now those two I can definitely see going at it hard enough to get free soda. which they could give to Gerard, because TMI + mental scarring = brotherly love

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Ahahahahaha, um. Now there's a kink you don't hear about every day. I suppose it's possible? I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? But vending machine's glow, and are really slippery smooth, so I just think it seems like an interesting surface, is all!

Also, yeah, Frank and Mikey would totally get free soda. Probably enough that Gerard would start to get suspicious every time Mikey hands him a soda. (Ugh, writing about siblings makes me very happy. Although, really, the Way's seem to argue less than normal siblings do. Oh well.)

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Gerard would be like "you didn't steal it, did you?" and Frank's like "We worked hard for it!"

and then one day he sees them at it, all blind passion totally unaware of the fact they're pressing every button on the machine and Gerard's first though is "sex?" and his second thought is "ahhh, my baby brother has a sex life that I can't ignore BECAUSE IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!" his third thought comes after the kaclunk-thud sound that comes from the vending machine and then he's like "MENTAL SCARRING! MY SODAS HAVE BEEN PAID FOR WITH SEX!" or something like that.

they really don't seem to argue that much, but that could just be that we don't get to see it. or maybe it's because Gerard is actually Mikey's crazy aunt Trudy.

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I think that causing Gerard more insanity would be a bad thing. Like, seriously, he's kind of crazy enough already, right? Seeing his little brother have sex against a soda machine might just push him into even crazier territories. He might start knitting. Actually, knitting would be kind of awesome.

Frank and Mikey would still find it hilarious, anyway.

Oh, Gerard.

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are you sure Gerard doesn't knit already? It's surprisingly easy to imagine most of bandom knitting. they'd all be counting stitches like the rhythm of a song- twist 1 purl 2? don't know enough about knitting here...

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I hope he knits. Just, somehow, I think of completely crazy people knitting? I know it doesn't makes sense, but, whatever. My brain doesn't have to make sense all the time.

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I associate knitting with hyper obsessive and/or unhinged people. also, the elderly.

if brains had to make sense all the time we'd both be out of luck.

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I agree. On both counts. Also, both counts make me laugh.

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Yes, Pete should win awards or something. Really. He's, like, the worst idea ever. It makes me really happy. (Also, Pete/Gerard just is a bad idea, like, to the nth power, but it still makes me very happy.)

Ahahahaha, Molly, what. That is kind of one of the best reactions ever. Dude, now I almost wish I had written that, because even though it would have totally ruined the mood of the drabble, it would still have been hilarious. Ugh, and seriously, I'm sure Spencer would have given it to Ryan, or something. I DON'T KNOW. MOLLY, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.