Cause I wanted to laffffff.......
What's Red and smells like Blue Paint...
...Red Paint
Whats black n runny?
Kathy Freeman
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Skeleton goes to a bar, and asks for a pint, and a mop.
What's the hardest part of learning to roller blade?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?? nacho cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your wife and children have been killed.
What do you call a dinosaur that's just been bummed?
A mega-sore-arse
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Whats the difference between maddy mccann and a porsche?
I dont have a porsche in my garage.
Whats the difference between the pope and maddy mccann?
The pope will die a virgin.
...I feel so bad after that last one :(
...Red Paint
Whats black n runny?
Kathy Freeman
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Skeleton goes to a bar, and asks for a pint, and a mop.
What's the hardest part of learning to roller blade?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?? nacho cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The police. Your wife and children have been killed.
What do you call a dinosaur that's just been bummed?
A mega-sore-arse
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Whats the difference between maddy mccann and a porsche?
I dont have a porsche in my garage.
Whats the difference between the pope and maddy mccann?
The pope will die a virgin.
...I feel so bad after that last one :(