CODE RED: queries and responses.
1) What object would you be if you had to assume nonliving form?
A thick wool scarf. Wrapped tightly around a loving neck.
2) What is your favorite fruit?
Apples, granny smith only. Others need not apply.
3) Name three things that are weird.
me, you, beards.
4) Give an example of "the best ever"?
unexpected gifts from wonderful friends.
5) Mock turtlenecks: discuss.
disastrous. in the most absolute sense.
6) Name someone you know who is the "best" at something.
my brother is the best at pretending to have teen angst.
7) The meanest thing you've ever done.
asked this girl out in the 8th grade as a "joke"...but didn't inform her of the "joke" until after she said yes...ps--that was my last romantic relationship, so i guess she had the last laugh.
8) A haiku, please (5-7-5)
i am living now
but tomorrow i might stop
time and people pass
9) Best thing about winter...
crisp winds, scarves, and birthdays.
10) The most exciting thing you've ever done.
gave 3 surprisingly articulate TV interviews after spending and evening in jail.
A thick wool scarf. Wrapped tightly around a loving neck.
2) What is your favorite fruit?
Apples, granny smith only. Others need not apply.
3) Name three things that are weird.
me, you, beards.
4) Give an example of "the best ever"?
unexpected gifts from wonderful friends.
5) Mock turtlenecks: discuss.
disastrous. in the most absolute sense.
6) Name someone you know who is the "best" at something.
my brother is the best at pretending to have teen angst.
7) The meanest thing you've ever done.
asked this girl out in the 8th grade as a "joke"...but didn't inform her of the "joke" until after she said yes...ps--that was my last romantic relationship, so i guess she had the last laugh.
8) A haiku, please (5-7-5)
i am living now
but tomorrow i might stop
time and people pass
9) Best thing about winter...
crisp winds, scarves, and birthdays.
10) The most exciting thing you've ever done.
gave 3 surprisingly articulate TV interviews after spending and evening in jail.