[voice] Someone is confused.

[purring_robot]

Err...

Does anyone know what these weird statues are all about that seem to be everywhere?

[Yes, he is standing right in front of one]

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[adaugeonpc]

HOW DARE YOU CALLING ME WEIRD?!

[purring_robot]

[There is a small silence as reaction, before a surprised yell can be heard]

Waaah!

Did it just talk?!

[adaugeonpc]

OF COURSE, I CAN TALK! WHAT KIND OF GOD DO YOU THINK I AM?!

I AM ARKVOODLE, LORD OF THE SACRED CROTCH! AND YOU WILL BE FULLFILLING MY DEMAND!

MAKE ME A PET ROCK!!

[purring_robot]

[Now, there is even more silence, while Cait tries to process what he had just heard]

Sacred... crotch...? Wh-what kind of god it that?!

[Hm. Someone lost it...]

Pet rock?

[adaugeonpc]

But indeed, fuzzy, little creature!

NOW GO, MAKE MY PET ROCK! And make it goo~d.

[purring_robot]

My name is Cait Sith!

[silence and then a sigh]

I'll... go and see...

Murr~