Coffee Shmoffee
Truth be told, I don't drink coffee. I don't need caffeine to jolt me out of my somewhat-dizzy-stumbling-around-half-awake state in the morning. I find lemonade or iced tea works just fine. But the real reason I never got hooked on Nescafe was because our elementary health teacher told us it was bad to drink coffee. She said our teeth'd get stained an icky brown, our hands would tremble, and we'd end up jittery. Being the impressionable youngster that I was, I believed her. Never even considered trying the evil brew.