You can't break the first rule of fight club if you don't know you're in one
My wrist has been hurting the past day or so. Not really sprained, just not quite right. This happens every once in a while, as I had surgery on this wrist a while back. This morning, I noticed that my hand has been hurting while typing as well. I took a closer look and there seems to be a large bruise on the outside of my hand, right above the wrist, with accompanying contusion. I have no idea how it happened. I can only posit that I have decided to start karate chopping things in my sleep.