I've been thinking
I always manage to come in at the right times.
Everyone is so screwed up right now. It's rather hilarious if you ask me, I'm in the spot spot for an all you can eat buffet!
Let me count the ways at how mot of you fail in your general lives.
Homewreckers, denial of self and love, tragic pasts and over the top egos that blind you from teh rest of the world only to give yourself a terrible life.
It has to be lonely and terrible when you are so well loved by your empire that you have enough trouble admitting to yourself that you are not well loved by just about everyone else is this town. What kind of man do you call yourself when you marry someone you don't even love? Rules and regulations don't even begin to follow up to what a horrible thing you had done.
Oh, and you're dead. Don't bother to fall in love. You don't want to have to go through ANOTHER son dying by a woman you didn't even love.
Than there is the homewreckers, going around and kissing the men that are already in a happy relationship. REALLY now. Way to GO, sistah :|b You are now the one who comes into a great guys life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing a nice person's boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, her friends, until they pretty much take over the man's entire life. Such actions are usualy due to being envious or jealous. SO what's next, Miss Photogapher? Gonna go for Mokona?
I don't think it helps entirely that this place has high ruling princess who manage to be, the most insulting word to man, cowards who let their nemesis take over AND on top of that lack of dignity and picking on the ones they love. What a tragedy this place has come to, and these are the people we trust with our feelings to clean up the place. Wouldn't that be considered...useless?
I could say we need a more sporty and bouncy person like Vaan to run the place, but he just lets Balthier shoot him up and has enough trouble standing up for himself. Don't worry Vaan, Balthier shoots you because he cares, isn't it obvious? I wonder when the bullet will slam into your skull one day. Or do you miss on purpose Balthier? What a weak sky pirate. You can't even stay loyal enough to your spouse.
Liek Vash can't stay loyal enough for a donut. You two could gget along being all super happy about guns, except the moment you would get close to him you may as well die because that's how lucky Vash is.
And well, the list goes on. Saria's a wimp who sings, Ed is short, Schuldich is in denial, Shido's a freak, Ed is short, Jack is close to pitiless, Midna is a sucker for love, Ed is short, Ed is still short, and I'm a lazy evil bastard who is pure evil. Literally.
Well I'm out, hope you all die soon once I set the town on fire and kill your loved ones!
Everyone is so screwed up right now. It's rather hilarious if you ask me, I'm in the spot spot for an all you can eat buffet!
Let me count the ways at how mot of you fail in your general lives.
Homewreckers, denial of self and love, tragic pasts and over the top egos that blind you from teh rest of the world only to give yourself a terrible life.
It has to be lonely and terrible when you are so well loved by your empire that you have enough trouble admitting to yourself that you are not well loved by just about everyone else is this town. What kind of man do you call yourself when you marry someone you don't even love? Rules and regulations don't even begin to follow up to what a horrible thing you had done.
Oh, and you're dead. Don't bother to fall in love. You don't want to have to go through ANOTHER son dying by a woman you didn't even love.
Than there is the homewreckers, going around and kissing the men that are already in a happy relationship. REALLY now. Way to GO, sistah :|b You are now the one who comes into a great guys life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing a nice person's boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, her friends, until they pretty much take over the man's entire life. Such actions are usualy due to being envious or jealous. SO what's next, Miss Photogapher? Gonna go for Mokona?
I don't think it helps entirely that this place has high ruling princess who manage to be, the most insulting word to man, cowards who let their nemesis take over AND on top of that lack of dignity and picking on the ones they love. What a tragedy this place has come to, and these are the people we trust with our feelings to clean up the place. Wouldn't that be considered...useless?
I could say we need a more sporty and bouncy person like Vaan to run the place, but he just lets Balthier shoot him up and has enough trouble standing up for himself. Don't worry Vaan, Balthier shoots you because he cares, isn't it obvious? I wonder when the bullet will slam into your skull one day. Or do you miss on purpose Balthier? What a weak sky pirate. You can't even stay loyal enough to your spouse.
Liek Vash can't stay loyal enough for a donut. You two could gget along being all super happy about guns, except the moment you would get close to him you may as well die because that's how lucky Vash is.
And well, the list goes on. Saria's a wimp who sings, Ed is short, Schuldich is in denial, Shido's a freak, Ed is short, Jack is close to pitiless, Midna is a sucker for love, Ed is short, Ed is still short, and I'm a lazy evil bastard who is pure evil. Literally.
Well I'm out, hope you all die soon once I set the town on fire and kill your loved ones!