(OOC) Love Calculator Meme
Allow me to start by saying I have absolutely no faith in this toy's accuracy. It is only that: a toy. So, then, for our amusement, let us start with a game of semantics.
Mastema loves Zelenin
51 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
Mastema loves Judge Zelenin
64 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Judge Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
Mastema loves Pillar Zelenin
71 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Pillar Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
My, my...I believe it has my preferences quite backwards. I would much prefer a human partner, and someone rather shorter than her Pillar form.
Now, as for the specific one, a secular_saint...
Mastema loves Nadya Zelenin
51 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Nadya Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
...Haha, so you see? Utter nonsense. Let us move on to others I have met in the Velvet Mall to further prove my point...
Mastema loves Midori Komaki
76 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Midori Komaki has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Oh dear...I could not even begin to imagine this being accurate.
Mastema loves Hitoshura
46 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Hitoshura is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
While she does have my gratitude for freeing me, she is certainly not so close to Nadya in score. She never will be.
Mastema loves Matsue
28 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Matsue is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
...The way one loves a child, of course. ...she would most certainly not score lower than her mother. This machine is less and less accurate the further it goes.
Mastema loves Shulamite
38 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Shulamite is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
My poor late wife, scoring so low! ...the relationship was founded on looks, true, but we got along rather splendidly.
Mastema loves Meshullam
48 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Meshullam is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
My son, a mere two points higher than the demon woman who despises me so. Were these accurate, my life with those I feel closest to would be in a sorry state, indeed.
And of course, little more is so patently absurd than...
Mastema loves Jack Davis
48 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Jack Davis is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
Others may have had accurate results, but by mere chance.
But it has done its job. As a toy, I am rather amused by it.
Mastema loves Zelenin
51 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
Mastema loves Judge Zelenin
64 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Judge Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
Mastema loves Pillar Zelenin
71 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Pillar Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
My, my...I believe it has my preferences quite backwards. I would much prefer a human partner, and someone rather shorter than her Pillar form.
Now, as for the specific one, a secular_saint...
Mastema loves Nadya Zelenin
51 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Nadya Zelenin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
...Haha, so you see? Utter nonsense. Let us move on to others I have met in the Velvet Mall to further prove my point...
Mastema loves Midori Komaki
76 %
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Mastema and Midori Komaki has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
Oh dear...I could not even begin to imagine this being accurate.
Mastema loves Hitoshura
46 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Hitoshura is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
While she does have my gratitude for freeing me, she is certainly not so close to Nadya in score. She never will be.
Mastema loves Matsue
28 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Matsue is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
...The way one loves a child, of course. ...she would most certainly not score lower than her mother. This machine is less and less accurate the further it goes.
Mastema loves Shulamite
38 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Shulamite is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
My poor late wife, scoring so low! ...the relationship was founded on looks, true, but we got along rather splendidly.
Mastema loves Meshullam
48 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Meshullam is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
My son, a mere two points higher than the demon woman who despises me so. Were these accurate, my life with those I feel closest to would be in a sorry state, indeed.
And of course, little more is so patently absurd than...
Mastema loves Jack Davis
48 %
The chance of a relationship working out between Mastema and Jack Davis is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
Others may have had accurate results, but by mere chance.
But it has done its job. As a toy, I am rather amused by it.