Jul 27, 2006 00:01
Last week's Badass of the Week: Captain America (damn dude, you sho told them off!)
Last week's Tool of the Week: Spider-Man (I about cried to see him stumping for The Iron Man)
Last week's Puss of the Week: Speedball (...Loser.)
This week's Badass of the Week: Luke Cage (Gotta love a man with principles!)
This week's Tool of the Week: Tony Stark (I no longer dignify you by calling you Iron Man... get your hand outta Peter Parker's ass!!)
This week's Puss of the Week: still Speedball (Though he's moving up in my estimation slightly)
This week I'd like to give a special shout-out though... Cap and Stark, GET IT TOGETHER!! How many times are Storm and Black Panther going to get married?? Suck it up for a few hours and stop acting like children!!
...That was seriously the most interesting thing I could think of to write about.