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✓ I miss somebody right now. (Who isn't?)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I fucking live off of television.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I've been buying a lot more novels recently, and if we are counting comics and manga..)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Perfect eyeshit beetches!)
✓ I love to play video games. (Suikoden V was the most recent RPG I played and beat -- it was pretty fabulous.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Uhhhh....)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Who hasn't?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I've been a psycho, but never typically while in a relationship.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (This question is too black and white for my tastes.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse in bursts -- one month it'll be "motherfucker this" and "God Damnit that", then the next "pooples!" and "How unfortunate!")
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I feel I've really made the transition from adolescence to adulthood this year.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Uh... I'm not fucking Christina.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (No way!)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I've always told my best friends only a good %85 percent of me is really open to them. There is a good fifteen percent of myself I like to hold back.)
× I hate the rain. (I fucking love the rain. Cause I'm queer. And have emo hair.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm paranoid right now!)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I've had plastic surgery, and I have scars. I like how this survey just ASSUMES that you haven't! HOW DARE IT JUDGE ME!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (This is easily the worst question ever. Everyone wants money right now.)
✓ I love sushi. (I do. I'm a former Jposer after all.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I can. Not like Carly.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one has fresh breath -- unless fresh here means vile.)
✓ I have long hair. (I do, but actually I just got A LOT of it cut off today.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I have -- not a lot (I hate gambling) but I have.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I have a few, but really just my biological sister Brandi.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (No. I was born in Ohio.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nada.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I do screen my calls.
Take that fuckers.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I used to not, but I actually was looking at my naked body the other day - and it really didn't seem ugly to me. It all felt very, 'I'm okay with my body'.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Tch. I'll most likely lie to another friend in the next six minutes.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Pragmatic more than pessimistic.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (...)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Gross.)
× I slept with a roommate. (No roommies!)
× I have a hidden talent. (I'm sure I do, but I really can't think of one at the moment.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Not really. I smoke marijuana.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I'm popular!
Jeliz much?)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Tch. I hate questions that assume sexual orientation.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (The moment I get home, I throw on my shiny green shorts and just chill out.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like to shop -- but don't enjoy window shopping. If I'm shopping, I'm gonna want to buy shit.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I used to be -- but now I never really update it.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (NEVER! My mom is way cooler than me.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Because I'm not amish.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I'm proud to say I haven't!)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yeah - it was bullshit.)
× I currently like/love someone. (Nope!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have a vague idea -- but still it is an idea.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (I used to say no, but I'm sure someday I'll want a kid of my own.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Never!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I ain't no motherfuckin' punk.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Hayfever!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (No way!)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (This is also true.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I have like 2342897saved.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (No comment. ^_~.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That is triflin')
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I should, but don't.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (No not really.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Reba rules.)
× I would die for my best friends. (I would die for no one... maybe my mom.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Nope, nope, nope.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Not really, but I use my sexuality to get more laughs.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think halloween is awesome cause it's fun.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nope.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I am stoned and tired.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (not obsessed, obsessed. but guys are fun to think about.)
× Democrat. (Closer to this than Republican)
× Republican. (I have a soul.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (bingo!)
× I am punk rockish. (NO WAY)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (This is so true for me.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Always.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (No.)
× I can work on a car. (I suck at cars.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I complain a lot but it's pretty easy.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I actually am.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don't even have my ears pierced.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That's fucking nasty.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Nope.)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't have anything against thm.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (No make-up for me1)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I want to graduate college, and finish a book someday)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I suck at music)
× I hate office jobs. (I actually don't mind them so much.)
× I went to college out of state. (Always in-state -- next year though I'll be going to NKU.)
× I am adopted. (I am not adopted.)
× I am a pyro. (I am not a pyro either.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I am embarressed about it as well.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Who hasn't though really? Isn't that they cycle?)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Yeah, but that is what makes them attractive.)
× I adore bright colours. (I actually like more bold colors than bright. And actually I think muted colors are quite nice as well.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I typically prefer the original.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I work at one.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I can even pinch with my toes! Look out!)
× I can't whistle. (I can whistle pretty well actually.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I've ridden one. It sucked.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (No.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I did back when I was young -- but not so much anymore.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I feel fine in this time period.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Bingo.)
× I wear a toe ring. (That's fucking stupid... for me.)
× I have a tattoo. (I don't think I want one.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well the one I couldn't stand just got fired -- but I'm sure someone else with take his place.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (I actually don't drink a lot of caffeine at all.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I don't think being like that is bad -- it just isn't me.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (No, I don't think I could actually kill someone.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I collect DVDs but they certainly aren't non-sensical.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Shiraz? Pinot-Noir? Anyone?)
✓ I'm an artist. (I guess I consider myself to be a pretty talented writer. But more and more I am just kind of accepting my mediocrities.)
× I am ambidextrous. (People who say that they are, are lying.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Nope.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (NO FUCKING WAY! GO TEAM MODESTY!!!!)
× I have terrible teeth. (I have great teeth, and thanks to my whitening gel -- white teeth too.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I have Flinstone feet.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (lol.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I have equal I'd say.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Just Ohio.)
× I am extremely flexible. (Not at all.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I do love hugs more than kisses, but I'm not particularly fond of hugs.)
× I want to own my own business. (No... not really.)
✓ I smoke. (I do smoke.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Absolutely. It's shocking.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm certainly not normal.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm an easy cryer when it comes to movies.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Uh, this is certainly not me.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I actually do.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Who does?)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm, as stated earlier, a bit more pragmatic.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Never strip poker.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I feel everyone with emotional problems should seek professional help.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I actually don't believe in all that stuff.)
× I can't stand being alone. (I used to not like being alone, but now I rather enjoy it.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Obsession is too strong a word for me -- I don't care enough to be obsessed.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I don't do that.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I get like that sometimes.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Proud of it too.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Lord I used to be. Now I just try to realize that not everything is centered around me.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (Not yet.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Terrible!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I don't need it. But it is nice to hear.)
× I am a Libertarian. (If I knew more about it I could tell you.)
× I can speak more than one language. (I am TERRIBLE at foreign languages.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I need quiet and darkness to sleep)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (No way! Television = religion!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I enjoy fiction more.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've done that frequently.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I have no piercings. That is correct.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (YUCK! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!??!)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I enjoy being a dude.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (I've spent Christmas alone -- but not because of that.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Yeah, I tend to be prone to states of melancholy.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (That's ridiculous. I like MY cats better than most people -- but that is because my cats are most snuglicious.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (No, I'm not some emo loser playing classic NES. Bring on the next generation consoles!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I FUCKING LOATHE PHYSICAL EXERCISE)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I've thrown sushi.)
× I am compulsively honest. (I am a compulsive liar.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Nope!)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (*GASP* Oh survey -- what kind of person do you think I am?)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I've had moments like that actually.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope, I am exclusively homosexual.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (That's just insane.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I can go either way really.)
× I dislike milk. (I actually like it.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Nope.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My pictures of my cats.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (NO FUCKING WAY! I LOVE MY HAIR!)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Absolutely, I think that is what is most important in life.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (No, my mom and I talk daily so I never really miss her.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (...)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Oh sure, who hasn't?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (No. Cannot say that I have.)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I go through phases, right now though -- this is really a good question for me.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Never dragged.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I think comedy is pretty funny typically. Although the worst is when someone thinks they are hilarious and they aren't.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I don't admonish them for being strippers because that is their choice. For me, it is a slutty profession -- but who gives a shit about whether or not it's money grubbing.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (I love to chew gum.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I HATE HISTORY!)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm guilty of this sure.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Oh if you were cool you had to.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish I were more empathetic and honest.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I RP, but not Dungeons and Dragons.)
✓ I love to sing. (I do love to sing. I do my best work when I'm alone.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I like my independence thank you.)
× I have a custom-built computer. (No, I have a store purchased computer.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I don't really get this question.
I don't want kids.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (NO! They are my daughters!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (No more than that though.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They're fuckin' good -- cheap, and easy to make.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm not irish.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (I don't really mind redheads except they typically seem to be less attractive than blondes and brunettes. Although good looking redheads are super good looking.)
× I am a twin! (I am not a twin.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (That's stupid.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I am that way w/ school work.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I do actually.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No, that's too indulgent for me.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (:()
✓ I need more time to myself. (I do.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (I am open minded, but still not enough!)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (What the fuck?)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Hellz yeah.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (...)
× I say random things to freak people out. (No, that is too weird for me. I hate those kind of people too.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (...)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (It's a fun, flirty game typically.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love listening and singing it.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music doesn't do that for me.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I don't have a favorite sport)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's the longest ever.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (No -- don't be ridiculous.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Totally.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't like coffee or Starbucks.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (Who isn't?)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I fucking live off of television.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I've been buying a lot more novels recently, and if we are counting comics and manga..)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Perfect eyeshit beetches!)
✓ I love to play video games. (Suikoden V was the most recent RPG I played and beat -- it was pretty fabulous.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Uhhhh....)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Who hasn't?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I've been a psycho, but never typically while in a relationship.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (This question is too black and white for my tastes.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse in bursts -- one month it'll be "motherfucker this" and "God Damnit that", then the next "pooples!" and "How unfortunate!")
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I feel I've really made the transition from adolescence to adulthood this year.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Uh... I'm not fucking Christina.)
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× I have broken someone's bones. (No way!)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I've always told my best friends only a good %85 percent of me is really open to them. There is a good fifteen percent of myself I like to hold back.)
× I hate the rain. (I fucking love the rain. Cause I'm queer. And have emo hair.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm paranoid right now!)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I've had plastic surgery, and I have scars. I like how this survey just ASSUMES that you haven't! HOW DARE IT JUDGE ME!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (This is easily the worst question ever. Everyone wants money right now.)
✓ I love sushi. (I do. I'm a former Jposer after all.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (I can. Not like Carly.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one has fresh breath -- unless fresh here means vile.)
✓ I have long hair. (I do, but actually I just got A LOT of it cut off today.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I have -- not a lot (I hate gambling) but I have.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (I have a few, but really just my biological sister Brandi.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (No. I was born in Ohio.)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Nada.)
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I do screen my calls.
Take that fuckers.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I used to not, but I actually was looking at my naked body the other day - and it really didn't seem ugly to me. It all felt very, 'I'm okay with my body'.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Tch. I'll most likely lie to another friend in the next six minutes.)
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Pragmatic more than pessimistic.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (...)
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Gross.)
× I slept with a roommate. (No roommies!)
× I have a hidden talent. (I'm sure I do, but I really can't think of one at the moment.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Not really. I smoke marijuana.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I'm popular!
Jeliz much?)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Tch. I hate questions that assume sexual orientation.)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (To certain people.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (The moment I get home, I throw on my shiny green shorts and just chill out.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (I like to shop -- but don't enjoy window shopping. If I'm shopping, I'm gonna want to buy shit.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I used to be -- but now I never really update it.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (NEVER! My mom is way cooler than me.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Because I'm not amish.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I'm proud to say I haven't!)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yeah - it was bullshit.)
× I currently like/love someone. (Nope!)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have a vague idea -- but still it is an idea.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (I used to say no, but I'm sure someday I'll want a kid of my own.)
× I have changed a diaper before. (Never!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I ain't no motherfuckin' punk.)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Hayfever!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (No way!)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (This is also true.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I have like 2342897saved.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (No comment. ^_~.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (That is triflin')
× I own the "South Park" movie. (I should, but don't.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (No not really.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Reba rules.)
× I would die for my best friends. (I would die for no one... maybe my mom.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Nope, nope, nope.)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Not really, but I use my sexuality to get more laughs.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think halloween is awesome cause it's fun.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (Nope.)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (I am stoned and tired.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (not obsessed, obsessed. but guys are fun to think about.)
× Democrat. (Closer to this than Republican)
× Republican. (I have a soul.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (bingo!)
× I am punk rockish. (NO WAY)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (This is so true for me.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Always.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (No.)
× I can work on a car. (I suck at cars.)
✓ I love my job(s). (I complain a lot but it's pretty easy.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I actually am.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (I don't even have my ears pierced.)
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. (That's fucking nasty.)
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Nope.)
× I love sea turtles. (I don't have anything against thm.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (No make-up for me1)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (I want to graduate college, and finish a book someday)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I suck at music)
× I hate office jobs. (I actually don't mind them so much.)
× I went to college out of state. (Always in-state -- next year though I'll be going to NKU.)
× I am adopted. (I am not adopted.)
× I am a pyro. (I am not a pyro either.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (I am embarressed about it as well.)
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Who hasn't though really? Isn't that they cycle?)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Yeah, but that is what makes them attractive.)
× I adore bright colours. (I actually like more bold colors than bright. And actually I think muted colors are quite nice as well.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I typically prefer the original.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (I work at one.)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I can even pinch with my toes! Look out!)
× I can't whistle. (I can whistle pretty well actually.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (I've ridden one. It sucked.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in. (No.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I did back when I was young -- but not so much anymore.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I feel fine in this time period.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Bingo.)
× I wear a toe ring. (That's fucking stupid... for me.)
× I have a tattoo. (I don't think I want one.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Well the one I couldn't stand just got fired -- but I'm sure someone else with take his place.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (I actually don't drink a lot of caffeine at all.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I don't think being like that is bad -- it just isn't me.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (No, I don't think I could actually kill someone.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I collect DVDs but they certainly aren't non-sensical.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Shiraz? Pinot-Noir? Anyone?)
✓ I'm an artist. (I guess I consider myself to be a pretty talented writer. But more and more I am just kind of accepting my mediocrities.)
× I am ambidextrous. (People who say that they are, are lying.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Nope.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (NO FUCKING WAY! GO TEAM MODESTY!!!!)
× I have terrible teeth. (I have great teeth, and thanks to my whitening gel -- white teeth too.)
✓ I hate my toes. (I have Flinstone feet.)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (lol.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I have equal I'd say.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Just Ohio.)
× I am extremely flexible. (Not at all.)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (I do love hugs more than kisses, but I'm not particularly fond of hugs.)
× I want to own my own business. (No... not really.)
✓ I smoke. (I do smoke.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Absolutely. It's shocking.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm certainly not normal.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (I'm an easy cryer when it comes to movies.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Uh, this is certainly not me.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I actually do.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Who does?)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm, as stated earlier, a bit more pragmatic.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Never strip poker.)
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (I feel everyone with emotional problems should seek professional help.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I actually don't believe in all that stuff.)
× I can't stand being alone. (I used to not like being alone, but now I rather enjoy it.)
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Obsession is too strong a word for me -- I don't care enough to be obsessed.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I don't do that.)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I get like that sometimes.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Proud of it too.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Lord I used to be. Now I just try to realize that not everything is centered around me.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. (Not yet.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Terrible!)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (I don't need it. But it is nice to hear.)
× I am a Libertarian. (If I knew more about it I could tell you.)
× I can speak more than one language. (I am TERRIBLE at foreign languages.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I need quiet and darkness to sleep)
× I would rather read than watch TV. (No way! Television = religion!)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (I enjoy fiction more.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've done that frequently.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I have no piercings. That is correct.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (YUCK! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!??!)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I enjoy being a dude.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (I've spent Christmas alone -- but not because of that.)
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Yeah, I tend to be prone to states of melancholy.)
× I like most animals better than most people. (That's ridiculous. I like MY cats better than most people -- but that is because my cats are most snuglicious.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles. (No, I'm not some emo loser playing classic NES. Bring on the next generation consoles!)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (I FUCKING LOATHE PHYSICAL EXERCISE)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I've thrown sushi.)
× I am compulsively honest. (I am a compulsive liar.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (Nope!)
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (*GASP* Oh survey -- what kind of person do you think I am?)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I've had moments like that actually.)
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Nope, I am exclusively homosexual.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (That's just insane.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I can go either way really.)
× I dislike milk. (I actually like it.)
× I obsessively wash my hands. (Nope.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (My pictures of my cats.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (NO FUCKING WAY! I LOVE MY HAIR!)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Absolutely, I think that is what is most important in life.)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (No, my mom and I talk daily so I never really miss her.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (...)
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Oh sure, who hasn't?)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (No. Cannot say that I have.)
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (I go through phases, right now though -- this is really a good question for me.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Never dragged.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I think comedy is pretty funny typically. Although the worst is when someone thinks they are hilarious and they aren't.)
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I don't admonish them for being strippers because that is their choice. For me, it is a slutty profession -- but who gives a shit about whether or not it's money grubbing.)
× I don't like to chew gum. (I love to chew gum.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (I HATE HISTORY!)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I'm guilty of this sure.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Oh if you were cool you had to.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (I wish I were more empathetic and honest.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I RP, but not Dungeons and Dragons.)
✓ I love to sing. (I do love to sing. I do my best work when I'm alone.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I like my independence thank you.)
× I have a custom-built computer. (No, I have a store purchased computer.)
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I don't really get this question.
I don't want kids.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (NO! They are my daughters!)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Who hasn't?)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (No more than that though.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (They're fuckin' good -- cheap, and easy to make.)
× I'm Irish and loving it. (I'm not irish.)
× I have a thing for redheads. (I don't really mind redheads except they typically seem to be less attractive than blondes and brunettes. Although good looking redheads are super good looking.)
× I am a twin! (I am not a twin.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (That's stupid.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I am that way w/ school work.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (I do actually.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (No, that's too indulgent for me.)
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (:()
✓ I need more time to myself. (I do.)
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (I am open minded, but still not enough!)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (What the fuck?)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Hellz yeah.)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (...)
× I say random things to freak people out. (No, that is too weird for me. I hate those kind of people too.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (...)
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (It's a fun, flirty game typically.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I love listening and singing it.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Music doesn't do that for me.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I don't have a favorite sport)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (It's the longest ever.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (No -- don't be ridiculous.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Totally.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't like coffee or Starbucks.)