Ladies and Gentlemen;
I humbly post this notice for the benefit of those of you who today were expecting me to:
Write a newsletter
Make you truffles
Call you
Answer your calls
Pay attention to you at all
Rescue you from a burning building
You may all address your complaints to
Red Octane, makers of that most diverting of musician simulation computer entertainment products,
Guitar Hero 2.
Yours &c,
Adam Williamson