Why Not...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I pushed dailytopup in the mud (-17 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, pyskick (-5000 points). In September on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I pulled over and changed dylan61's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I stole daisy77's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5072 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
adamsedam