Long awaited update, Part 1 of a 3 part series

[adamrules182]

I started my new job at Radio Shack. It's pretty sweet. I made 20 extra dollars yesterday from selling a cell phone. Mmm. I get to wear lots of snazzy ties. I have to wear those shoes that hurt my feet, that's a drag. I work with this guy Ian, he's pretty sweet. Sometimes he just looks at chicks on google image search for hours at a time, it's amazing. Today he had this picture of a butt on the screen and he was also talking to this old lady about batteries on the other side of the register.
Other news: I'm going to the ocean for a week. I'm gonna get a tan. And work on my six pack. It's gonna be pretty awesome. We're getting a hot tub soon. Goodbye.