HEY YOU GUYS!
A lot of you on my f-list are writers - either fanfic or the 'real' stuff, doesn't matter. Most of you like to write, all of you like to read.
I have something to present to you. And skim some of the comments too, there're some great lulz to be had there as well.
Let me just say,
slytherinswench I was thinking of you.
http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html I... have no words. Just... read it and... yes. Isn't there an award for this sort of writing like the Darwin award but for idiot writers?