Limericks
The Aftermath's water's too cold
My tea insufficiantly bold
The brew is insipid
It's temp'rature tepid
Though it's well over ten minutes old
There was a Norwegian, short on youth
Whose wife had got into Vermouth
On a trip to St. Paul
She bid his hand crawl
So he drove all the way to Duluth.
I posted both of these to LimerickDB, but they haven't shown up yet. The second one I revised a bit here, because I just remembered that Ole and Lena are Norwegian, not Swedish.
My tea insufficiantly bold
The brew is insipid
It's temp'rature tepid
Though it's well over ten minutes old
There was a Norwegian, short on youth
Whose wife had got into Vermouth
On a trip to St. Paul
She bid his hand crawl
So he drove all the way to Duluth.
I posted both of these to LimerickDB, but they haven't shown up yet. The second one I revised a bit here, because I just remembered that Ole and Lena are Norwegian, not Swedish.