Quotes
"But it's ice cream!" - Cambria and I, simultaneously, when someone dared to say they preferred another dessert.
"There's a lot of ice cream eaters out there." - Willie Nelson
"...not President of the United States." - A corollary to Descarte's "I think, therefore, I am"
"I know how to say 'Let me stay up late or I'll call immigration' in 18 different languages." - London Tipton
"Barack has twice as many MySpace friends as Hilary." - Conan
"Chaque fois que tu t'en vas, je pretends que tout va bien" - Michelle Branch
"Some say I'm paranormal, so I just bend their spoon." - Michelle Branch
"Not sad because you lost me, sad because you thought it was cool to be sad" - Dido
"Ils sont fous ces Romans!" - Obelix
"What if I dropped you into a bowl of potato chips, what would happen?" - Yoshimi
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
(JSA Stanford Summer School 2003 Motto)
"Does the country of Brazil know that you're doing that?"
Melanie - "Fuck Hamlet"
Me - "What are you, his mother?"
"Best show on TV other than mine? Gilmore Girls."
-Steven Colbert
"And I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!"
-Billy Ray Cyrus (of Achy Breaky Heart fame) playing Robby Ray Stewart (on Hannah Montana) wearing a mullet wig and pretended to be Billy Ray Cyrus.
"Why is it called adult language? You're not supposed to use when adults are around!"
-Me at age 9.
People say the darndest things,
Adam
"There's a lot of ice cream eaters out there." - Willie Nelson
"...not President of the United States." - A corollary to Descarte's "I think, therefore, I am"
"I know how to say 'Let me stay up late or I'll call immigration' in 18 different languages." - London Tipton
"Barack has twice as many MySpace friends as Hilary." - Conan
"Chaque fois que tu t'en vas, je pretends que tout va bien" - Michelle Branch
"Some say I'm paranormal, so I just bend their spoon." - Michelle Branch
"Not sad because you lost me, sad because you thought it was cool to be sad" - Dido
"Ils sont fous ces Romans!" - Obelix
"What if I dropped you into a bowl of potato chips, what would happen?" - Yoshimi
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
(JSA Stanford Summer School 2003 Motto)
"Does the country of Brazil know that you're doing that?"
Melanie - "Fuck Hamlet"
Me - "What are you, his mother?"
"Best show on TV other than mine? Gilmore Girls."
-Steven Colbert
"And I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!"
-Billy Ray Cyrus (of Achy Breaky Heart fame) playing Robby Ray Stewart (on Hannah Montana) wearing a mullet wig and pretended to be Billy Ray Cyrus.
"Why is it called adult language? You're not supposed to use when adults are around!"
-Me at age 9.
People say the darndest things,
Adam