Oh, for 30 years ago

[adamdray]

Way I see it, America needs a president who's gonna somehow un-royally screw up the Middle East, do some serious cleaning up after you dropped your pants and took a steaming dump all over the fucking environment, and-boom!-restore dignity, honor, and all that shit to these United States.

See, I got solutions to all your problems-I got 'em right here in my big, hairy ballsack.
-- Jimmy Carter (not really), "I Got What America Needs Right Here"