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[adamantined]

There's been a lot going on lately, no one's arguing that. Sometimes it feels like we don't get much of a break in terms of jumping from one insane thing to the next, whether it's good or bad. I wanted to say something about that, but something else kind of came up. Something that I feel like I should really bring to your attention

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[vicodincrutch]

And yet you'd still be ignored if you played in the WNBA.

[adamantined]

Somewhere, the WNBA's one fan is really upset with you.

[vicodincrutch]

Mighty big of you to notice.

[adamantined]

With newfound height comes newfound responsibility.

[vicodincrutch]

How do you deal with your friends in low places though? Isn't that beneath you?

[adamantined]

Everyone has friends in low places. I'm just using this as an opportunity to help some of them get up off of rock bottom.

You aren't going to spoil my good mood, you know.

[vicodincrutch]

How high and mighty of you to think of the little people.

PS. Andre the Giant is bigger than you.

[adamantined]

Someone has to think of them. It's not like any of you regularly tall people ever spare a passing glance. They're sad and lonely down there.

PS. Andre the Giant is bigger than everyone.

[vicodincrutch]

So you'll over favor one group of people because of something they have no control over.

PPS. He gained supremacy by beating people up.

[adamantined]

Plenty of people do that everyday, whether they've got a curse to use jokingly as an excuse or not.

PPPS. Now you're just making him sound like some kind of school bully.

[vicodincrutch]

Now who is justifying.

PPPPS. How else would you describe a professional wrestler?

[adamantined]

I was just being sarcastic. I figured you'd know something about that.

PPPPPS. A faker? He was an actor, too, you know.

[vicodincrutch]

Your delivery is too sincere to be entirely deceptive.

Are you really going to call Andre the Giant a faker?

[adamantined]

I can't help it if I'm sincere.

I just did, even if it stings a little.