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[adamantined]

There's been a lot going on lately, no one's arguing that. Sometimes it feels like we don't get much of a break in terms of jumping from one insane thing to the next, whether it's good or bad. I wanted to say something about that, but something else kind of came up. Something that I feel like I should really bring to your attention

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voice; a true midget appears

[orangetoughguy]

Lucky break.

voice; finish him

[adamantined]

We all have to get lucky sometime. Did you shrink?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

Nope. It ain't '79 anymore, I don't touch that stuff.

voice;

[adamantined]

So you're sulking because you're still the same height.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It beats bein' shorter.

voice;

[adamantined]

I don't know. The longer the day goes on, the more I kind of miss needing a ladder to make breakfast.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

You eat breakfast more than once a day?

voice;

[adamantined]

Haven't you ever had breakfast for dinner?

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

I've had cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not to mention inbetween snacks.

voice;

[adamantined]

Maybe you should think about going to the store.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It's okay, I got SpaghettiOs.

voice;

[adamantined]

Because that's nutritional. Laziness isn't exactly going to get you far in life.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

It's not lazy, they taste pretty good.

voice;

[adamantined]

You can't be serious.

voice;

[orangetoughguy]

What if I am?

voice;

[adamantined]

Then pretty soon all your organs are going to turn to paste or something from eating crap.