why don't turn out the lights and play a game called "who's in my mouth?"

[adamantine_gaze]

im going to do the ten random facts about myself after i get some sleep (after a ten hour work day) and clean the sweet and sour sauce out my ear (after having collided with a wall, sending the sweet and sour sauce into my hair and face, and chicken lettuce wrap filling down my shirt). also, will update on how amazing my valentine's day was (after i curl into the fetal position and nurse my burned fingers back to life). j'aime l'orangina.

also: chang's boasts a dessert that -alone- has 1800 calories. wow, hey full day's worth of calorie intake, sitting on my plate.