Look what I found:
A
Cat Genie!
I seems so amazing. A toilet for your cat that cleans itself with water and everything, and it's not hugely expensive, either. The only downside I could think of is that it takes a bit to install, because it should be hooked up like a real toilet so that the cat pee and poo has some place to go. I'll probably only get one in--like, the future, when I've got a five-bedroom house, or something. I wish I could have one now, though. It's really amazing to me, cat lover that I am.
On Edit: In the LOLCATS department, I found this little hilarious little
gem.